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Handshake

  • 12-03-2012 12:55am
    #1
    have_a_go_hero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭


    When are the appropriate and in-appropriate timesto shake hands with someone....also who else hates a person with a limp/weak handshake?


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  • #2
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    After sex for one


  • #3
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Laika1986 wrote: »
    After sex for one

    After they wash their hands if it's just a ****:D


    Does and don't of First dates

    Don't touch. Don't kiss. Don't go to bed with this person. Shake hands or if you can pull it off, kiss her hand. Don't make overt sexual innuendos or convey sexual overtones in any way. Someone who is chasing you for sex is mostly a turnoff someone who acts like they could take you or leave you, is intriguing. (Don't be aloof, just wait for an invitation, a little patience will get you a lot further in the long run.)


  • #4
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    During a threesome.


  • #5
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    I like to shake hands with women with my penis.


  • #6
    Akarinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Akarinn


    MASS! Its always Mass... Get these nervous lads who think its "Gay" to shake hands with another guy!

    pffft... I CRUSH THESE WEAKLINGS!!!


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  • #7
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    MickySticks wrote: »
    I like to shake hands with women with my penis.

    But the OP hates limp handshakes or willyshake if you willl


  • #8
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Dunny! wrote: »
    During a threesome.

    Very civilised threesomes your having for yourself there:p


    Always the gentleman;)


  • #9
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Laika1986 wrote: »
    But the OP hates limp handshakes or willyshake if you willl

    You seem to know a lot more than you're letting on;):D


  • #10
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    micropig wrote: »
    Very civilised threesomes your having for yourself there:p


    Always the gentleman;)

    Pffft. I d be shaking me own hand for getting with two girls.


  • #11
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Dunny! wrote: »
    Pffft. I d be shaking me own hand for getting with two girls.

    ;) Here's a tip wait until after your done...:p



    get down with the girls instead of standing on the sidelines being your own cheerleader:rolleyes:


    this might be the reason you don't get so many threesomes:p


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  • #12
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    F*ck that, cheer them on then come in as a sub.


  • #13
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Dunny! wrote: »
    F*ck that, cheer them on then come in as a sub.

    :D:D


  • #14
    cassel16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭cassel16


    Ah the mass handshake... Does that happen during the sermon of any other religion?


  • #15
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    cassel16 wrote: »
    Ah the mass handshake... Does that happen during the sermon of any other religion?






    & The masons
    http://www.fatimamovement.com/images/016a_TheMarkontheRightHand/mason%20handshakes.jpg


  • #16
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Why would you hate someone with a limp?


  • #17
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    ThinksAmoral wrote: »
    Why would you hate someone with a limp?

    It's not hard:D:D


  • #18
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    The Freemasons, they have a special handshake. . .


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