How long do you think..............

Bipolar Joe

You could survive on Hob Nobs and coffee, nothing else?

al28283

hopefully long enough to see an end to stupid threads

TiGeR KiNgS

998.2 years seems right

dermiek

Methinks OP has had more than Hob-Nobs and coffee tonight.

Bipolar Joe

It's a genuine question. It would be handy to just be able to live on two really simple things, I pick these two because they're my favourite. How important is all the other sh!t? I mean, chocolate Hob Nobs have dairy, and they're made of oats which grow out of the ground, so that's probably good for you or whatever.

MyKeyG

Long enough to see people who think threads are stupid to move on and not reply to them.

DoinkTheClown

How long could you survive?
A hell of a lot longer than people without any food I tell ya that much.

Bipolar Joe

So what you're saying is, it may be possible?

MungBean

I recall a story about a woman who eat nothing but jam and she's got along alright for a good long while. So I'd say you'd get many a year out of it. More likely though you'd get sick of it after a week or two and go mental.

Sindri

0.0001 angstroms.......



.........Penile length of OP.

Brendog

5 years.

depending on mu mug size.

Bipolar Joe

Sindri wrote: »

0.0001 angstroms.......



.........Penile length of OP.

Both irrelevant, as regards to the thread and that an angstrom is a measurement of length, not time, but severely wrong. My penis is much smaller.

[Jackass]

Indefinitely.

You'd be malnourished, it wouldn't be healthy, but you'd live on it no problem.

Sindri

Hob Nobs is a euphemism for a male with ginger pubis.


Coffee has something to do with scat, and not the Cab Calloway/Don Redmond kind of scat.


So I'd probably be extremely traumatized from my ordeal with the Hob Nobs, but the coffee would probably kill me as ingesting fecal matter is incredibly dangerous and can lead to all sorts of problems.

mickrock

Jesus survived on it for 40 days but even he got sick of HobNobs.