Desperatly Need A Girlfriend

Falcon_Returns

So I've been in Cork about 6 months now and can't get over how attached and unsingle everyone is!

I desperatly need a girlfriend, any takers?

or at least a wingman to go on patrol with?

-Corkie-

Falcon_Returns wrote: »

So I've been in Cork about 6 months now and can't get over how attached and unsingle everyone is!

I desperatly need a girlfriend, any takers?

or at least a wingman to go on patrol with?

Your better of solo mate trust me....;)
Try a few dating sites if you are desperate..

Thoie

I'll be your long distance girlfriend, that you never get to see. Or talk to. Or contact. You can just send presents to a PO box once a month to try win me back. That way, when you pick up chicks in Cork, you can honestly tell them your girlfriend doesn't understand you.

MrFrisp

Thoie wrote: »

I'll be your long distance girlfriend, that you never get to see. Or talk to. Or contact. You can just send presents to a PO box once a month to try win me back. That way, when you pick up chicks in Cork, you can honestly tell them your girlfriend doesn't understand you.

And how does he get to find out if your really a Female??








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gimmick

My God man, have you not been to Reardens or Havannas or Bowery.

Heaving with available flap.

MrFrisp

gimmick wrote: »

My God man, have you not been to Reardens or Havannas or Bowery.

Heaving with available flap.

Well put..




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newbee22

gimmick wrote: »

My God man, have you not been to Reardens or Havannas or Bowery.

Heaving with available flap.

You're GUARANTEED to find someone in one of those 3, best bet would be Reardons or the cattle mart as I like to call it:p

Dean820

I dunno if the OP is serious but I hope it all works out well for him. It can be tough.

wheresmybeaver

You may want to consult the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, detailed below. Guaranteed.
http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki/The_D.E.N.N.I.S._System

Monty Burnz

Falcon_Returns wrote: »

So I've been in Cork about 6 months now and can't get over how attached and unsingle everyone is!

I desperatly need a girlfriend, any takers?

or at least a wingman to go on patrol with?

This is definitely, definitely going to end well.

Owen

newbee22 wrote: »

You're GUARANTEED to find someone in one of those 3, best bet would be Reardons or the cattle mart as I like to call it:p

Jesus I dunno, I went in there last weekend. If they were cattle, they were mostly the BSE variety.

Best place to meet someone is where you'll have an opportunity to talk. Somewhere full of people shouting over the music is not that place. I'd recommend the Comedy Club, or Sober Lane, even Door51 is great, you can chat to a girl at the bar by making a stupid joke about the alcohol spin the wheel competition and invariably they'll talk back. All it takes is simple conversation, no chatup lines (I'm looking at you Polar Bear Newbee!! ), no ridiculous overt flirting, girls generally just prefer a guy to be themselves.

Chuck Stone

Just hire one for the weekend. Much cheaper in the long run.

cassElliot

gimmick wrote: »

My God man, have you not been to Reardens or Havannas or Bowery.

Heaving with available flap.

oh my god... what is flap?

Owen

Bwahahahaha, perhaps the mistake is that flap is supposed to be plural.

Cadyboo

Smoke rooms.. Friends swear by them for picking up the ladies.

Gamb!t

Falcon_Returns wrote: »

So I've been in Cork about 6 months now and can't get over how attached and unsingle everyone is!

I desperatly need a girlfriend, any takers?

or at least a wingman to go on patrol with?

Try Bru bar,plenty of hot foreign chicks in there..

Amaru KGB

I've just moved from Dublin to Cork due to a job. I head back most weekends so haven't been out in Cork yet so it's interesting to hear where good to pick up women

johnayo

If you you are a Dub, you are only allowed talk to Cork women. No riding allowed.:mad:

Amaru KGB

Well ****, no one told me that one before I moved down.

Assassin saphir

Post up a picture and we'll rate u

Pat Mustard

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Post up a picture and we'll rate u

Charming

johnayo

Amaru KGB wrote: »

Well ****, no one told me that one before I moved down.

Yeah. That's an old rule.

Munstermad

Ahhh lads... Took a trip to Cork this eve to try Speed Dating for the 1st time, wouldn't do locally cause am shy (aka chicken)..
Oh the pain..
LOVE THE CITY but so dissapointing... Turn out was about 90 percent Cork Men.. Mostly.. Mmmmm....now how can I put this delicately... were of the twillight zone variety... strange but true if ya know what I mean...
And the calibur in Cork is usually pretty high... SO Falcon_Returns let us know how you progress....

singin bernie walsh

iv takin up smoking at pubs/clubs, in order to try and meet a nice cork man! you meet some sound people in the smoking areas, just chatting away bout random sh!t. you end up having a syncronised fag break with some of them! still waiting to meet my prince though!

mawk

singin bernie walsh wrote: »

iv takin up smoking at pubs/clubs, in order to try and meet a nice cork man! you meet some sound people in the smoking areas, just chatting away bout random sh!t. you end up having a syncronised fag break with some of them! still waiting to meet my prince though!

maybe pm Op? seems easier than taking up smoking

sok2005

mawk wrote: »

maybe pm Op? seems easier than taking up smoking

and better for your life expectancy too!

Flesh Gorden

but smoking would work out cheaper

mawk

and no doubt cooler too. but just to be thorough, its worth trying

singin bernie walsh

i do not look cool smoking. i dont know how to hold the fag- up or down- you'd spot the wans that aren't everyday smokers, im one!:D

FTGFOP

Falcon_Returns wrote: »

OP

Falcon returns. Heh. But when?