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Creative writing essay ideas?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Why would he do that? Much more likely to get himself a younger, prettier girl and flaunt her in their face. Maybe her sister.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,319 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Or sever his penis and flush it down the toilet then get back together with her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Or sever his penis and flush it down the toilet then get back together with her.
    And then the two of them go on a quest to recover the severed penis, solving mysteries along the way!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Antilles wrote: »
    And then the two of them go on a quest to recover the severed penis, solving mysteries along the way!

    While stopping off on the Jeremy Kyle show to edify the public with their entire story.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    EileenG wrote: »
    While stopping off on the Jeremy Kyle show to edify the public with their entire story.

    That's Oprah. Jeremy Kyle would insinuate that they're both scum for shutting down Old Man Williker's haunted amusement park and getting him in trouble with the law. Those meddlesome kids.


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