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Matt does NOT have Scabies.

  • 05-03-2012 01:33AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭


    I made a joke about it in another thread but that was before I knew he had virulent ass-cancer. I feel bad now.

    Sorry, Matt.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ass cancer?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You feel bad, not as bad as his ass feels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sarky wrote: »
    Ass cancer?!

    No, virulent ass-cancer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Seriously, cass ancer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sorry, no. Bass Dancer. Ah, that's bass ...dancer! Bass dancer!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well then, there must be videos. THE LEADER DEMANDS VIDEOS.

    Not of ass cancer, that's probably horrible. But this "bass dancer" thing intrigues and arouses him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Bill Dance, fishing for bass.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Is the leader having another hissy fit? Demand is not a nice word.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Who demand?
    You demand!
    You demand! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    my knee hurts

    my teeth are falling out


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    god damn it matt, go see a doctor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    my knee hurts

    my teeth are falling out

    Do you crave sugar? Do you have new, very coarse hair on your back?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Are you suggesting MAtt was subject to a bizarre accident involveing a matter transportation device and a housefly? :eek:





















    Because that would be awesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    the-fly-1986-jeff-goldblum22.jpg


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