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Thoughts / fantasies when you shouldn't

  • 29-02-2012 9:10pm
    #1
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭


    I have a class tomorrow and the fella who teaches it has a massive yoke on him. I try to look at the board but its very difficult when he is standing in front of you and it happens to be almost at eye level (when im sitting down).

    How do i get over this?


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  • #2
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Just reach over and suck it...


  • #3
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I have a class tomorrow and the fella who teaches it has a massive yoke on him. I try to look at the board but its very difficult when he is standing in front of you and it happens to be almost at eye level (when im sitting down).

    How do i get over this?

    Just walk around it.


  • #4
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I have a class tomorrow and the fella who teaches it has a massive yoke on him.

    Is he a horse?

    (read into that question how you will....)


  • #5
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I have a class tomorrow and the fella who teaches it has a massive yoke on him. I try to look at the board but its very difficult when he is standing in front of you and it happens to be almost at eye level (when im sitting down).

    How do i get over this?

    *snigger* :pac:


  • #6
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Based on my personal research these situations can get pretty sticky.


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  • #7
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,950 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    This wouldn't happen to be a maths/physics teacher in Limerick by any chance?


  • #8
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I have a class tomorrow and the fella who teaches it has a massive yoke on him. I try to look at the board but its very difficult when he is standing in front of you and it happens to be almost at eye level (when im sitting down).

    How do i get over this?

    Head on over to tube8,you should get some ideas there.....


  • #9
    quietriot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭quietriot


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    How do i get over this?

    If porn has taught me anything, you need to fall behind on your grades and stay back after class to discuss it with him, then offer to do anything to get your A. It'll go from there apparently.


  • #10
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »

    How do i get over this?

    Don't get over it. Get ON it.


  • #11
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I feel like shouting 'I HAVE A BOMB' when I'm in a plane.


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  • #12
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    quietriot wrote: »
    If porn has taught me anything, you need to fall behind on your grades and stay back after class to discuss it with him, then offer to do anything to get your A. It'll go from there apparently.

    Will only work if she is a 26 year old woman dressed like a 15 year old girl.


  • #13
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    If you can't get over it get under it :p


  • #14
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I don't blame ya HLW, men do these things to taunt us. get him back by wearing low cut tops, so when he's standing in front of you he can see down, while you're staring at his bits :D


  • #15
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Ask him not to be teaching in his cycling shorts.


  • #16
    Nforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I have a class tomorrow and the fella who teaches it has a massive yoke on him. I try to look at the board but its very difficult when he is standing in front of you and it happens to be almost at eye level (when im sitting down).

    How do i get over this?

    Is this him?


  • #17
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,400 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    I always picture the bus knocking the cyclists off their bike when they are cycling in the middle of the road holding up traffic.


  • #18
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,919 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Did you get a good, hard look, woman?


  • #19
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    You gotta move on, girl!


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