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Grizzly bear vs Silverback Gorilla

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  • 28-02-2012 10:45pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    Who wins? I think the favourite for me would have to be the Grizzly due to its sheer size but I feel the gorilla has a chance due to it strength and agility.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭Fieldies Dreams


    i think u have to much time on your hands


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Go to bed, you have school in the morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Are they going to be fighting bare knuckle or do they have slash hooks?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Put them in a ring and gamble and everybody wins.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭Degag


    Grizzly. Easily.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    Gonna be one of those night - i'm fcukin loggin off...


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 370 ✭✭MaxFlower


    This thread is nothing without a youtube link.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Grizzly cannot be trained on AK47.
    Silverback wins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    AH is like the 80's


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    MaxFlower wrote: »
    This thread is nothing without a youtube link.

    Agreed, we want blood.


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    It would be close 70/30 in favour of the grizzly!


  • Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    Silverback! No contest - he would outwit his adversary with flashes of brilliance and light footing - pirouette freestyle around the gormless bear beast, deliver a short stab with a primate elbow in to the spine, then it's a half nelson and straight to execution - HELL YEAH!


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    in a cage match, the gorilla cos he can climb a bit easier, I'd love to see a royal rumble of gorillas and bears though


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Great question. I think the Bears claws may give it an advantage.


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    By the way the most entertaining thing about threads like these is when someone usually a martial artist comes in and says he or some marital arts champion would make mince meat of a gorilla!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭baltimore sun


    awww, I thought you were gonna have a cool video of a grizzly hopping the ****ę out of a silverback :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Interesting question, I think the Grizzly would win, unless the Silverback pulled his jaws apart like King Kong would.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    A more pertinent question.

    If a grizzly bear and a silverback were having prison sex who would be the daddy?


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    A more pertinent question.

    If a grizzly bear and a silverback were having prison sex who would be the daddy?

    Silverback is always the daddy!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭Chips Ahoy


    i think entertainment is the real winner here


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    This would be a much more entertaining discussion on YouTube where all the qualified 12 year old zoolologists are calling each other fvcking fags and how cheny is much better than obama


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Silverback would kick his ass!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    Silverback easily.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I don't think the Gorilla would have the intelligence to avoid the brute force attack of the Bear (which on strength and size alone would dominate it).

    With a good strategy the Gorilla could win but I don't see that happening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda


    Superman.


  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hmm Silverback for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A quick google search reveals:
    The animal channel claims that the Silverback Gorilla is stronger than a Grizzly Bear. The show mentioned that a large male silverback has strength to bench press 4600 pounds.

    It makes sense. Gorilla have been around a long time in Africa. They must be able to defend against lions and other big animals.

    It takes 6 grown men to control 1 male chimp. It looks like it would take 16 men that can bench press 300 pounds to take on 1 silverback gorilla.

    then there's this:
    ]


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  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    smash wrote: »
    A quick google search reveals:



    then there's this:
    ]

    **** yeah!


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