Larry Murphy here

cloptrop

If Larry asked ye out on a date , claimed he has changed, said he won the lotto, would ye go out with him ladies?
I have seen alot of them american womens that go out with cons so would ye?

cocoshovel

....yea

Jesus Wept

If Larry Murphy repeatedly and aggressively raped you in every orifice Clop, would you see the funny side of it eventually?

Marcus_Crassus

He won the lotto? Stay away bitches, he's all mine!!

Lapin

Larry Murphy is a dangerous sadistic murdering cúnt who should never have been given the oppotrunity to taste freedom for as long as his lungs continue to breathe.

Fúck him.

WindSock

Yes, I do indeed fizz at the slit when an (attempted...?) murdering rapist tells me he won the lotto.

drunkmonkey

I'd take him for a nice spin up the mountains.

Jesus Wept

Fizz, nice imagery.

cloptrop

The-Rigger wrote: »

If Larry Murphy repeatedly and aggressively raped you in every orifice Clop, would you see the funny side of it eventually?

Well eventually yu see all sides of the arguement ,
thats debating 101

Doc Ruby

WindSock wrote: »

fizz at the slit

Wait, that's a real thing?

acidskiffle

cloptrop wrote: »

If Larry asked ye out on a date , claimed he has changed, said he won the lotto, would ye go out with him ladies?
I have seen alot of them american womens that go out with cons so would ye?

Is that you Larry?

LH Pathe

Larry murphy is probably busy plotting a rave festival in the woods. with 'free E for da laydee'

WindSock

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Wait, that's a real thing?

You simply must see the mentos diet coke party trick!
Poor Larry wont know what hit him.
Or Lazza. Can I call him Lazza?

drunkmonkey

LH Pathe wrote: »

Larry murphy is probably busy plotting a rave festival in the woods. with 'free E for da laydee'

I'd say he's more of a GBH man.

cloptrop

Larry rave , this year at larry lands ,
Bands on the mainstage , coldrape, oasisrape, pink rape , the cheeky girls rape, the wombles rape , the who raped you , oh and headlining is the foo rapists
Tickets are limited so first come first raped I suppose

Rhyme

Jaysus, mixed up Larry Murphy with Larry Duff there, whew.


He is tremendous fun though.

Teyla Emmagan

I wouldn't meet him for even five minutes in the middle of Grafton St, at noon, if he'd won the euromillions and was holding a cheque signing it all over to me.

cloptrop

He is tremendous fundu ,,,,,,,,,,,,, but he does like to rape also remember that before you try and put him in your tupperware carton

Sindri

Larry Murphy?


Isn't he that lad in U2?

Chloroplast

Id take the cheque off him in exchange for a `struggle snuggle`

cloptrop

Sindri wrote: »

Larry Murphy?


Isn't he that lad in U2?

no that larry god ,,,,,,,,,,,, real name bono apparantly

LH Pathe

In my dream I envisage larry storming my secret treehouse in nothing but his socks, and freddy kruegers hat and a sweetjar full of Larry branded yokes by the bedside, n these vines come out n bind me to the bed n then its wake up, wake up.. I always wake up.

drunkmonkey

That's some dream, I'd start stepping away from the Cookie Jar.

cloptrop

LH Pathe wrote: »

In my dream I envisage larry storming my secret treehouse in nothing but his socks, and freddy kruegers hat and a sweetjar full of Larry branded yokes by the bedside, n these vines come out n bind me to the bed n then its wake up, wake up.. I always wake up.

You always wake up before you realise you have erectile dysfunction,,,,,,,, Lrry loves it when you arnt turned on

Sharpshooter

cloptrop wrote: »

If Larry asked ye out on a date , claimed he has changed, said he won the lotto, would ye go out with him ladies?

Seriously?

Thread closed,he's a convicted rapist and a suspected serial killer.

Troll somewhere else,cloptrop!