Dead Meat

senorwipesalot

Have you ever found a dead body?
Ive had the misfortune to find two corpses.
The first was an old man lying dead on the side of a country road.Strangely enough he had a packed lunch beside him.Later found out he had a heart attack.
The second body I found was a young fella(20ish) caught on a branch beside a river bank.I was on my way to a job interview at the time.He had jumped into the Suir about twenty miles up river,poor kid.
And yes I called the guards on both occasions and no I didnt eat the oul fellas sandwiches.

MickySticks

I thought I did, turned out to be Gay Byrne.

AngryBollix

People that are still alive cause the greatest amount of difficuty

MickySticks

What was on the ould fella's sandwiches?

DevilsBreath

Where do you live Senorwipesalot? Sounds like a death trap.
Was swimming in the Liffey in Newbridge as a kid when the Gardaí divers were looking for a missing person before. Was able to tell them there was nothing for a least a mile upriver.

bitemybanger

Odd thread title for the topic.

senorwipesalot

MickySticks wrote: »

What was on the ould fella's sandwiches?

Some form of dead meat I presume

DevilsBreath

bitemybanger wrote: »

Odd thread title for the topic.

Well it all depends if the OP took some for dinner I suppose.

Hmmm Op, so, you just ' Found' these bodies' yeah...??

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Are you Jessica Fletcher, OP?

MickySticks

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Some form of dead meat I presume

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senorwipesalot

Jake1 wrote: »

Hmmm Op, so, you just ' Found' these bodies' yeah...??

Yeah,for a while there I felt like Angela fcukin Lansbury.

TeddyTedson

ummmmm meeeat.

bnt

What the hell is going on here tonight? Death, Death, and more Death?

Gran Hermano

I can't be the only one who thought this thread was another veggie induced rant.

Gee Bag

Twice is a coincidence OP.

A third time makes you a potential serial killer.

namelessguy

bitemybanger wrote: »

Odd thread title for the topic.

Maybe he was referring to the sandwiches.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

bnt wrote: »

What the hell is going on here tonight? Death, Death, and more Death?

It's a Saturday night, we're ****ing nerds on internet forum, what's your point?

Bad Panda

When I was 12, myself and three friends set out on a weekend hike to find the body of a kid we'd heard might have been hit by a train.

Little did we know we'd be coming of age that weekend and discovered, through various challenges that came our way, what friendship really meant...and what we meant to each other.



Or that could've been 'Stand By Me'.

midlandsmissus

What is with all the death threads around here tonight?

celj

I had a Dunnes frozen Shepherds Pie once.


Took a while to get over.

namelessguy

celj wrote: »

I had a Dunnes frozen Shepherds Pie once.


Took a while to get over.

Death and cryogenics!

Ghandee

Bad Panda wrote: »

When I was 12, myself and three friends set out on a weekend hike to find the body of a kid we'd heard might have been hit by a train.

Little did we know we'd be coming of age that weekend and discovered, through various challenges that came our way, what friendship really meant...and what we meant to each other.



Or that could've been 'Stand By Me'.

You let him beat you, you cóck-knocker!

Bad Panda

Ghandee wrote: »

You let him beat you, you cóck-knocker!

Think I'll throw it on now!

Ricardo G

Necrophillia - people who come across dead bodies

saa

senorwipesalot wrote: »

And yes I called the guards on both occasions and no I didnt eat the oul fellas sandwiches.

There was a older fella who slipped on the ice across the road during the snow, my boyfriend saw him outside the window by chance and we called an ambulance, he was carrying a bag from the chipper home.
After he was taken away we ate the chips :pac: good thing he wasn't dead or that would of been weird, no he gave them to him for us bringing him out blankets and making him a hot water bottle.

If its of any relevance I think it is very disturbing seeing a deceased person who is not laid out to rest, I did for the first time recently, a woman was lying in the middle of a bus lay by, she had a heart attack but passed away with an open mouthed expression of pain.

Gran Hermano

Been a while since the last pro-munting thread.

CrackisWhack

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Have you ever found a dead body?
Ive had the misfortune to find two corpses.
The first was an old man lying dead on the side of a country road.Strangely enough he had a packed lunch beside him.Later found out he had a heart attack.
The second body I found was a young fella(20ish) caught on a branch beside a river bank.I was on my way to a job interview at the time.He had jumped into the Suir about twenty miles up river,poor kid.
And yes I called the guards on both occasions and no I didnt eat the oul fellas sandwiches.

I wasn't the first on the scene, but when I lived in New York, I was heading to the bus stop to go to work and passed a woman who had been stabbed to death by her partner, the cops were already on the scene.

Very surreal experience.

senorwipesalot

saa wrote: »

If its of any relevance I think it is very disturbing seeing a deceased person who is not laid out to rest, I did for the first time recently, a woman was lying in the middle of a bus lay by, she had a heart attack but passed away with an open mouthed expression of pain.

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep.

Not like his three screaming passengers.:)

John Doe1

I've found 27 corpses, what do i win?

Gran Hermano

John Doe1 wrote: »

I've found 27 corpses, what do i win?

Job in an undertakers?

Gee Bag

John Doe1 wrote: »

I've found 27 corpses, what do i win?

Dinner with Whitney Houston.

saa

John Doe1 wrote: »

I've found 27 corpses, what do i win?

Well John for wandering into Flannagans funeral home you win this lovely portable toaster. Jammy.

celj

Gee Bag wrote: »

Dinner with Whitney Houston.

And I believe she wants to dance with somebody so you might get an oul jig with her.

Immaculate Pasta

I haven't personally but my Uncle has.

When he was at school, he did a week's work experience in an undertaker's office. He said it was an interesting week and the people he worked with are nice etc. Anyway come Friday 5 o clock, he was about to leave and he said thank you etc. and the undertaker said that before you go they've actually just brought in a dead body for a funeral tomorrow, do you want to see it? The curiosity got the better of my Uncle and he thought alright he'll go and see.

He went into a back room where they keep the bodies and there was a body covered in a white sheet. The undertaker encouraged him to go over and lift the sheet up and take a look. My Uncle lifted the sheet and saw the dead guy's face. He looked at it for a five seconds saying how eerie it all was when suddenly the dead guy opened his eyes, leapt forward and went BOO! My Uncle said he'd never been so scared in his life and said he must have jumped about 10 feet across the room! He said it took him a good 5 minutes to calm down! Cue the undertaker and the "dead guy" to be rolling around and crying with laughter.

I always think the undertakers must pull this trick every year with a new starter/someone in on work experience. I guess you have to have a sense of humour to work in such a depressing place.