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Girls from all over Ireland?

  • 25-02-2012 1:17am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭


    Does any self-respecting man believe this to be the case just curious?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Does any self-respecting man believe this to be the case just curious?

    Yes, and they're waiting for me:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Yes, I'm a self respecting guy and I firmly believe there are girls ALL over Ireland!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Well no but I always thought it was an ad for a sex-line, but advertised in such a way as to be able to actually advertise a sex-line........ without calling it a sex lne?

    Am I wrong? I ain't spening €2.99 p/m to find out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I remember when it was claimed that they were in the AH charter thread. Got me so many times.

    Still - I haven't been banned yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Well no but I always thought it was an ad for a sex-line, but advertised in such a way as to be able to actually advertise a sex-line........ without calling it a sex lne?

    Am I wrong? I ain't spening €2.99 p/m to find out!

    Girls from all over Ireland are waiting this is an auto response, please do not redial.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭susita06


    Haha this just came on the tv !! When did they get rid of yer wan with the really bad wig ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Girls from all over Ireland are waiting this is an auto response, please do not redial.

    Hang on the line, and hot sexy girls will take you call as soon as possible*

    *waiting time can vary


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Girls from all over Ireland are waiting this is an auto response, please do not redial.

    I don't think a self-respecting man would ring one of those thing anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    A man talks dirty to a girl - it's sexual harrassment

    A girl talks dirty to a man - it's $4.99 a minute


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    what does facky facky five dollar love you long time sound like in a monaghan accent


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I have a problem with the girls tag maybe its just me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    micropig wrote: »
    Hang on the line, and hot sexy girls will take you call as soon as possible*

    *waiting time can vary

    Like a sexy version of that Quiz Call thing that used to be on ITV at 1am!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    micropig wrote: »
    Yes, and they're waiting for me:D

    In your area!

    Where exactly in that area they may be is yet to be ascertained.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    what does facky facky five dollar love you long time sound like in a monaghan accent

    ****yduckyluckymuckysucky situtation:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    In your area!

    Where exactly in that area they may be is yet to be ascertained.

    The guys who believe this are the same guys who believe those banner ads that say "Sexy girls in Cavan want to date you tonight........ click here now"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    The guys who believe this are the same guys who believe those banner ads that say "Sexy girls in Cavan want to date you tonight........ click here now"

    Yeah, as if there'd be a sexy girl in Cavan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Yeah, as if there'd be a sexy girl in Cavan.

    She might have gotten lost and ergo she's vulnerable...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Yeah, as if there'd be a sexy girl in Cavan.

    Well if there is she gets around. Because the chick in the picture is the same chick who wanted to date me when I was in Madrid, then when I was in London!

    B*tch follows me everywhere!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    This is my mantra girls from all over Ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Does anyone actually ring them?

    Has anyone here ever rang them? was it worth the ****.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Takeko from Donegal,
    Yutsuko from Mayo,
    Anka from Cork..

    ..are waiting for your call.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    44leto wrote: »
    Does anyone actually ring them?

    Has anyone here ever rang them? was it worth the ****.

    I'd recommend using loud speaker!

    * not recommending ringing in the first place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    On the subject of sex lines:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    On the subject of sex lines:


    This video is a little bit creepy...it's wrong on so many levels:eek::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    I remember seeing some chap from England, with a droll Northern (think it was Manc) accent who used to call up the girls on those late night televised adult chat channels - was quite funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    I can't get the image of them guys in the radio station sitting there, sweating with their lad in their had fapping away to yer one,

    Thanks Tesco Massacre, I won't sleep for a week:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I wonder has anyone actually rang with an actual intent of masturbating flirting, rather than just taking the piss out of a North Korean in a brothel in China.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    They're genuine too, don't forget that. Genuine girls. :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Any girl who can work it with two wigs is game enough for me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    My ear hurts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Kiera wrote: »
    My ear hurts

    On the phone all night flirting were ya?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭sandmanporto


    Does any self-respecting man believe this to be the case just curious?
    there are a lot of good lookin birds in ireland. being stuck on a laptop aint gonna get you near them. i am guilty tonite


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Kiera wrote: »
    My ear hurts

    On the phone all night flirting were ya?
    No. I'm not a sad cnut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Have to laugh at the ads on facebook for certain dating sites which claim to have "500,000 members in Ireland". The idea that one in nine people in this country is a member of one particular website is nothing short of laughable.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Kiera wrote: »
    My ear hurts

    get carried away with the phone, did ya? :p:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    micropig wrote: »
    get carried away with the phone, did ya? :p:D

    Aye, must be good at it too if the guy's orgasam was loud enough to cause her earache.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Eh no, there was no phone sex. Move along now, nothing to see here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    They are 'real' girls, they work in an office on Dame St, believe it or not.
    But they don't wanna shag you, just get their shift over so they can go home to boyfriends/ kids/ etc. Fact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    zef wrote: »
    They are 'real' girls, they work in an office on Dame St, believe it or not.
    But they don't wanna shag you, just get their shift over so they can go home to boyfriends/ kids/ etc. Fact.

    :mad:



    :D


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