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Sayings that make you go hmmm...

  • 20-02-2012 3:43am
    #1
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭


    You must constantly ask yourself these questions: Who am I around? What are they doing to me? What have they got me reading? What have they got me saying? Where do they have me going? What do they have me thinking? And most important, what do they have me becoming? Then ask yourself the big question: Is that okay?
    - Jim Rohn

    or just make one up


Comments

  • #2
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Heres a question for you. Who keeps giving you alcohol?


  • #3
    Revolution9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭Revolution9


    "Blast her with piss."

    Who is this woman? Why does she deserve to be blasted with urine? In order for this piss to blast from my penis, do I need to have a throbbing erection? Is this woman attractive enough to give me said erection? If not, who shall I think of to get hard?


  • #4
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    go to sleep


  • #5
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    How come there aren't B batteries?


  • #6
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Thats a diffrent kettle of fish...
    Yeah? So what was the first one like?


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  • #7
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,973 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Has anyone ever been so far as to decide what to do more like?

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

    Now we can move on...


  • #8
    UnknownSpecies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,183 ✭✭✭UnknownSpecies


    "He wants to have his cake and eat it too"

    If I have my cake, OF COURSE I WANT TO EAT IT!!!!!!


  • #9
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Bir deliği olan fare çabuk tutulur
    The mouse that has only one hole is soon caught





















    Hmmmmmmmmmm........


  • #10
    jay phelan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭jay phelan


    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...

    or

    The pot calling the kettle black?

    I know what the meanings are behind these but it just makes me say hmmm... why don't they just say the meaning instead of using sayings?


  • #11
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Only leave the house when you have a reason to.


    See how long you can last with that advice.


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  • #12
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,382 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    jay phelan wrote: »
    The pot calling the kettle black?

    Pic


  • #13
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    jay phelan wrote: »

    The pot calling the kettle black?

    It gets worse, the pot later refused to shake the kettles hand.


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