Keys hanging off trousers

jonevin

Ok so maybe it's just me but this really annoys me..

People who wear big bunches of keys hanging off there pocket, like some of them have them down around their ankles their that bad..

Am I crazy or is it only janitors that have a need for this many keys..

Does it make you feel important ha ha get a life, the guys I know who do it are in the bloody dole for god sake..

Rant over

Immaculate Pasta

Agreed. I certainly wouldn't want Richard Keys hanging off my trousers.

It would slow me down for starters and his sexist comments would get pretty tiresome.

:cool:

Ghandee

Its only keys OP. NOT dead kittens, deal with it.

Sauve

I don't see the connection between needing lots of keys and being on the dole. Would you prefer they carried a manbag?

Stinicker

jonevin wrote: »

Ok so maybe it's just me but this really annoys me..

People who wear big bunches of keys hanging off there pocket, like some of them have them down around their ankles their that bad..

Am I crazy or is it only janitors that have a need for this many keys..

Does it make you feel important ha ha get a life, the guys I know who do it are in the bloody dole for god sake..

Rant over

If you have enough keys you'll eventually find the right one to get in and go robbin, it's what people on the dole do.

*I read it on a boards.ie thread so it has to be true.

gcgirl

Hate it with a passion, your man Danny out of The Script has keys like that, I took a almost dislike to the band since

weisses

jonevin wrote: »

Ok so maybe it's just me but this really annoys me..

People who wear big bunches of keys hanging off there pocket, like some of them have them down around their ankles their that bad..

Am I crazy or is it only janitors that have a need for this many keys..

Does it make you feel important ha ha get a life, the guys I know who do it are in the bloody dole for god sake..

Rant over

I say yes you are

Tesco Massacre

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Agreed. I certainly wouldn't want Richard Keys hanging off my trousers.

It would slow me down for starters and his sexist comments would get pretty tiresome.

:cool:

Hehe, do us a favour, love.

He'd be hanging out the back of it. Don't you worry.

jonevin

Stinicker wrote: »

jonevin wrote: »

Ok so maybe it's just me but this really annoys me..

People who wear big bunches of keys hanging off there pocket, like some of them have them down around their ankles their that bad..

Am I crazy or is it only janitors that have a need for this many keys..

Does it make you feel important ha ha get a life, the guys I know who do it are in the bloody dole for god sake..

Rant over

If you have enough keys you'll eventually find the right one to get in and go robbin, it's what people on the dole do.

*[SIZE="1"]I read it on a boards.ie thread so it has to be true.[/SIZE]

It's like if your working in a warehouse or something you might need loads of keys...

But guys go don't work how many ****ing keys do you need..

How does it make them look cool ??

It's so annoying

Gummy Panda

Maybe they always wanted to be the Chinese kid from the goonies but lack the additional gadgets

Joe10000

Always been a pet hate of mine and 100% of people who do it are star trek fans, just ask the next person you see with keys on their belt, I'm telling you.

milehip1

gcgirl wrote: »

Hate it with a passion, your man Danny out of The Script has keys like that, I took a almost dislike to the band since

their music wasn't enough to do that on it's own?

Sky King

jonevin wrote: »

Am I crazy or is it only janitors that have a need for this many keys..

You're not crazy at all. It's not only janitors. Other professions which require similarly large key bunches are prison officers, hoteliers and nurses in mental institutions.

Sindri

Not really OP, people have lots of keys because they they have lots of doors and locks.

Makes sense to have the keys to those. I have 10 keys all together, my father about the same. Some for my grandmothers houses, some for the cars, some for the house.

Are you just massively ignorant of there function and neccesity?

humberklog

Their keys on waistbands is annoying...but Blue Tooth too?

jonevin

Sky King wrote: »

jonevin wrote: »

Am I crazy or is it only janitors that have a need for this many keys..

You're not crazy at all. It's not only janitors. Other professions which require similarly large key bunches are prison officers, hoteliers and nurses in mental institutions.

But explain why people working in none of the abOve professions would need 30 keys hanging off their jeans

And they walk with a strut to make them jingle ugggghhh

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j-Tji1DueU

gcgirl

milehip1 wrote: »

gcgirl wrote: »

Hate it with a passion, your man Danny out of The Script has keys like that, I took a almost dislike to the band since

their music wasn't enough to do that on it's own?

Dangling keys and shyte music
I'm a pink floyd fan so I know decent music

jonevin

mikom wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j-Tji1DueU

That made my night!!

It wasn't me!

I have a lot of keys, and do not have any such profession. Plenty of locks I need to unlock in various places, home, clubhouses and the like. Don't have any keys I don't need.

gcgirl

jonevin wrote: »

mikom wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j-Tji1DueU

That made my night!!

I cannot believe that song is 18 yrs old Fook I'm getting old

Senna

Two words "master key". I would need about 30 keys for my work, but one master key and one secure room key is all i carry around (in my pocket, not on a chain).

im invisible

if you're carrying around a bunch of keys, looking like you know where you are going, you can get ANYWHERE...

*may require a clipboard of some sort aswell

Doc Ruby

I keep my car alarm fob, LED light, and er tyre pressure checker on my keyring, soon to be joined by a small petrol lighter as well, and a teeny multitool if I can get one I like. It would be quite difficult to fit that lot into my pocket tbh, so I just jam in the, er tyre pressure checker and let the rest swing in the wind.

psychward

nahh it's the guys who wear those bluetooth earpieces for their phones who really bug me. who the fupp do they think they are ? secret service agents or Clint Eastwood In the Line of Fire trying to save JFK or what ?

pickarooney

Poor people like dolies need lots of keys because each door on their car has a separate lock.

Dyr

This reminds me of the drooling retards you'll see waddling around shopping centres of the northside carrying their dual totems of manhood..their set of keys and their mobile.

You know the sort, shaved head or beckham mullet of a decade past, crap jewellery, tribal tatt (or their kids names in gothic script in case they forget who's who). G star raw Tshirt, three quarter length strides, ******y little canvas runners or flippity flops cos they drive everywhere. Ponce around with the exaggerated gait of a weight lifter for in their own heads they are "dead stocky", bearing both their little totems in their little hands like they were kettlebells. Homo Total Sappyian

AeoNGriM

Yeah tossers with keychains are fairly irritating. Usually the same brigade of retards who wear their pants low slung below their arse cheeks. Why? Because fashion told them to of course, god forbid they stand out as individuals among their social circle.

:rolleyes:

Nothingbetter2d

jonevin wrote: »

Ok so maybe it's just me but this really annoys me..

People who wear big bunches of keys hanging off there pocket, like some of them have them down around their ankles their that bad..

Am I crazy or is it only janitors that have a need for this many keys..

Does it make you feel important ha ha get a life, the guys I know who do it are in the bloody dole for god sake..

Rant over

to be fair to janitors... they may have many doors to unlock during their cleaning cycle in the job. I blame bosses for not using master key locks in the office with only the very security sensitive areas having seperate locks.

when my dad was chief fire officer in carlow he has all the locks done is such a way that he had a master key that opened all the doors but the other staff's keys only opened the doors to thier respective office.

44leto

I would wear keys hanging from my trousers if one of those Keys said Mercedes.

Nah its one sure way of getting them nicked and changing locks is expensive.

sunflower27

A lot cheaper than jewellery from Tiffany.... just saying.

I wouldn't let something like this rile me... it doesn't affect my life.

Nothingbetter2d

44leto wrote: »

I would wear keys hanging from my trousers if one of those Keys said Mercedes.

Nah its one sure way of getting them nicked and changing locks is expensive.

you not got one of the bio security locks on your merc? it must be an old one so :rolleyes:

you stick your penis into the bio scanner and if its not the right penis the door wont open

Caraville

A thread about keys in AH since last night and no one has said "In Before The LOCK" yet. Sad times.

44leto

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

you not got one of the bio security locks on your merc? it must be an old one so :rolleyes:

you stick your penis into the bio scanner and if its not the right penis the door wont open

Mercs are penis extensions.

Even if I won the Euromillions I would never spend 100 grand on a car.

Slunk

Sky King wrote: »

You're not crazy at all. It's not only janitors. Other professions which require similarly large key bunches are prison officers, hoteliers and nurses in mental institutions.

Ive worked in a mental hospital and only needed one key for the whole place. Really is no need for huge bunches of keys

Dravokivich

I used to do it because I had quite a few things on my keyrings, like drumkeys and swiss army knives and such.

sunflower27

Slunk wrote: »

Ive worked in a mental hospital and only needed one key for the whole place. Really is no need for huge bunches of keys

No need to dye your hair purple either, it's a 'fashion' statement. Or could be used as a weapon if you are jumped!