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What would you do if this happened.......

treborflynn · 2012-02-19 19:34:57

I have a story to share with you. I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go into town for a while, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked... my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast…

19-02-2012 7:34pm

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I have a story to share with you. I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go into town for a while, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked... my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn.harveynorman.ie/media/catalog/product/cache/8/image/468x315/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/e/george10099v4.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.harveynorman.ie/george-foreman-health-grill.html&h=315&w=468&sz=20&tbnid=pysvLHV3QUu9OM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=134&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgeorge%2Bforeman%2Bgrill%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=george+foreman+grill&docid=AgQv5XdKpkn94M&sa=X&ei=3k9BT_2PN5SyhAfS0ZHhBQ&ved=0CKEBEPUBMAo&dur=765

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#2 19-02-2012 7:36pm

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Links aren't working. I'd need to see what she looks like before I can advise you on what to do.

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#3 19-02-2012 7:38pm

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This has been done before a few times.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056534900&page=2

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#4 19-02-2012 7:38pm

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I TOTALLY believe this story. And suuuuure I'm going to click on those links. :rolleyes:

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#5 19-02-2012 7:38pm

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Prefer the GFs with removable parts, easier to clean. And scrubbing too hard damages the insides.

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#6 19-02-2012 7:39pm

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This is destined for Jeremy Kyle.

'Hey, Dad, get your meat out of my girlfriend!!!'

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#7 19-02-2012 7:39pm

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I need to know what kind of meat, Roast Beef, Denny Ham Slices or Haslet?

If it was Bacon kill him now...such a waste.

Does GF mean good fridge?

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#8 19-02-2012 7:39pm

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wasnt this thread done like 2 weeks ago?

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#9 19-02-2012 7:40pm

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Revenge is the way forward here.

Put your meat in your Father.

That'll really píss her off!

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#10 19-02-2012 7:40pm

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ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

I need to know what king of meat, Roast Beef, Denny Ham Slices or Haslet?

If it was Bacon kill him now.

I'll bet it was pork. It's always pork.

You never hear 'I gave her a good old muttoning last night'.

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#11 19-02-2012 7:42pm

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ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

I need to know what kind of meat, Roast Beef, Denny Ham Slices or Haslet?

If it was Bacon kill him now...such a waste.

Does GF mean good fridge?

Damn you, I was so hoping to get that joke in!!

<shakes fist>

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#12 19-02-2012 7:42pm

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Jesus your "dAs" penis must be severely blistered. The poor man, yes you did the right thing.

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#13 19-02-2012 7:43pm

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Tesco Massacre wrote: »

I'll bet it was pork. It's always pork.

You never hear 'I gave her a good old muttoning last night'.

Sound like it was some kind of sausage.

:pac:

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#14 19-02-2012 7:45pm

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lololololock

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