Man Flu.

Storminateacup

So, me with my giant lady balls thinks I have man flu. I'm pretty sure Im dying and as dramatic as it sounds, I want to call my father to tell him right now how outrageously unwell I feel.

All the food I ate today tasted like used teabags and despite laying next to a man with manballs, I'm shivering to death. I also have 3 fleece blankets, fleece jammas, and a duvet. 2 hotwater botles, one at each elbow and one at my feet.

Help me.

Who do I need to blast with pee to feel like me again

Bipolar Joe

If you had Man Flu you'd be dead.

Jake187

I honestly assumed you had the common cold.
But you mentioned "man balls" a bit too much for my liking. Probably the 'laying next to a man with manballs' comment did it for me.

Your post sounds gay to be honest (and I dont mean that in an insulting way)
Because I am left confused to weather you have the cold or not.

stupidusername

if all the heating items aren't working, I suggest stripping off. if you were truely dying (and in hypothermia) this is what you'd be doing now. so can't be true if you're not :cool:

cloptrop

sounds more like brewers droop than man flu.

LH Pathe

Are you sweating buckets? Are your manly muscle that make up more mass than a womans aching? does your shiny gadgets with their cutting edge technology not seen half as impressive, in fact seem somewhat dated? Do you realize how everything can only crumble and be consumed by nature?!!

Hasmunch

stupidusername wrote: »

if all the heating items aren't working, I suggest stripping off. if you were truely dying (and in hypothermia) this is what you'd be doing now. so can't be true if you're not :cool:

I agree try stripping off and posting pics so we can help with a diagnoisisisis

inagoodway

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Storminateacup

I'm hallucinating !! I thought I was an actual woman for a minute there

inagoodway

oh but you are a woman

Storminateacup

I'm fading away, my manly muscles are shrinking and I can only feel where they should be, I feel like writing a poem about puppies and Hannah Montana.

Hasmunch

Storminateacup wrote: »

I feel like writing a poem about puppies and Hannah Montana.

Thats not man flu, thats dementia

inagoodway

liberate your feelings, push through the seventh veil, look to to the skies

Captain Morgan Freeman

Storminateacup wrote: »

So, me with my giant lady balls

Surely im not the only one who saw this!

inagoodway

what metaphorical giant lady #####,

hondasam

Man flu is a myth, spouted by weaklings who want to whine.

Deki

man first flu in a sustained flight at Kitty Hawk - been going on for long time now.

Matt Holck

Kitty Hawk

In the book The Adventures of Esplandián, after many pages of battles and adventures, the story of Calafia is introduced as a curiosity, an interlude in the narrative.[4] Calafia is introduced as a regal black woman, courageous, strong of limb and large in person, full in the bloom of womanhood, the most beautiful of a long line of queens who ruled over the mythical realm of California. She is said to be "desirous of achieving great things"; she wanted to see the world and plunder a portion of it with superior fighting ability, using her army of women warriors. She commanded a fleet of ships with which she demanded tribute from surrounding lands, and she kept an aerial defense force of griffins, fabulous animals which were native to California, trained to kill any man they found.[5]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calafia

inagoodway

auf wiedersehen storm:)

Matt Holck

http://bogleech.com/scrapbook/fungi.html

Sarky

God damn it, Matt.

Matt Holck

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hondasam