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Valentine Card Poems

Paulyh · 2012-02-14 15:43:36

It's Valentine's Day, I'm not a fan.........but as my OH would kick my ass if I ignored it I walked down to M&S and picked up, i must admit, a gorgeous looking 'meal 4 two', and of course got her a card, and intend to get her a rose (or roses) on the way home..... So what did you write on your Valentine's Card?? Ok, here…

14-02-2012 3:43pm

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It's Valentine's Day, I'm not a fan.........but as my OH would kick my ass if I ignored it I walked down to M&S and picked up, i must admit, a gorgeous looking 'meal 4 two', and of course got her a card, and intend to get her a rose (or roses) on the way home.....

So what did you write on your Valentine's Card??

Ok, here goes...........this is what I wrote on my card,

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I love you Mary,
from your head,
to your shoe,
with your morning anger,
and irrational rage
makes sure our love
is on the same page,
I love you always everyday,
and hope we're together
'till I'm old and grey.

That, my friends, should get me in the good books for awhile

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#2 14-02-2012 3:44pm

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Roses are red
violets are blue
i've got a gun
get in the van

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#3 14-02-2012 3:45pm

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/Ghey

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#4 14-02-2012 3:46pm

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Roses are tits,
Violets are tits,
Tits,tits,tits,
I like tits.

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#5 14-02-2012 3:46pm

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STOLEN! ^^

Anyone wrote: »

Roses are tits,
Violets are tits,
Tits,tits,tits,
I like tits.

From the guy below.

P4DDY2K11 wrote: »

roses are tits
violets are tits
this makes no sense
tits tits tits.

Removing thanks forthwith. :mad:

Roses are red
Blood is red
I like the colour of blood
let's go for a walk in the woods

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#6 14-02-2012 3:47pm

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Roses are red

violets are blue

poems are ghey

and so are you.

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#7 14-02-2012 3:48pm

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smash wrote: »

/Ghay

Ghey

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#8 14-02-2012 3:49pm

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Roses are sometimes red.
Violets are violet.

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#9 14-02-2012 3:49pm

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What the hell was I thinking...................:(

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#10 14-02-2012 3:49pm

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MickySticks wrote: »

Ghey

Fine... I fixed it!

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#11 14-02-2012 3:49pm

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know this
because I just pinched them off their washing lines

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#12 14-02-2012 3:50pm

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When we were lying in bed,
I didn't mean to poo.

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#13 14-02-2012 3:50pm

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Roses are Red
But can be many other colours too
Isn't it romantic
When I'm pedantic

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#14 14-02-2012 3:50pm

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mine said..

roses are red
violets are blue
you're fat, lazy, your clothes are all over the floor, you just sit in front of the tv all day and my sisters tits are where they always are so stop checking on them you pr!ck.

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#15 14-02-2012 3:51pm

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We had a thread like this the other day,
Feels like Deja Vu

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#16 14-02-2012 3:51pm

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mackeire wrote: »

mine said..

roses are red
violets are blue
you're fat, lazy, your clothes are all over the floor, you just sit in front of the tv all day and my sisters tits are where they always are so stop checking on them you pr!ck.

You're a girl?

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#17 14-02-2012 3:51pm

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how about this: http://imgbox.com/aawjU6zE

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#18 14-02-2012 3:52pm

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Roses are red
My name is Dave
This makes no sense
Microwave

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#19 14-02-2012 3:55pm

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're so well fed,
You look like a moo.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wish you were dead,
So you would be too.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Last month when you bled,
You ruined my knew shoes.

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#20 14-02-2012 3:58pm

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smash wrote: »

mackeire wrote: »

mine said..

roses are red
violets are blue
you're fat, lazy, your clothes are all over the floor, you just sit in front of the tv all day and my sisters tits are where they always are so stop checking on them you pr!ck.

You're a girl?

only on weekends!!

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#21 14-02-2012 4:00pm

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mackeire wrote: »

only on weekends!!

No wonder he checks out your sisters tits during the week then!

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#22 14-02-2012 4:01pm

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme,
This one doesn't.

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#23 14-02-2012 4:02pm

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Roses are nice
Violets are fine.
I'll be the six
If you'll be the nine.

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#24 14-02-2012 4:04pm

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll f*ck you with a rake.

Because that's just the way it is.

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#25 14-02-2012 4:05pm

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Chuck Stone wrote: »

STOLEN! ^^

From the guy below.

Removing thanks forthwith. :mad:

Roses are red
Blood is red
I like the colour of blood
let's go for a walk in the woods

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=76980820&postcount=150

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#26 14-02-2012 4:05pm

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got VD
Now so do you

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#27 14-02-2012 4:06pm

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Very charming poems! :P

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#28 14-02-2012 4:06pm

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
i have alzehmeirs
cheese on toast

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The-Rigger wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=76980820&postcount=150

Was on sickipedia last week, thats where I got it at least

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gcgirl wrote: »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got VD
Now so do you

/Double checks the "I'm loving it" list...

phew

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll construct a new shed,
In which to lock you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I got killed by a fed,
In GTA:2.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll **** on your head,
If you'd **** on mine too.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You heard what I said,
When I said I'd kill you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I shat in your bed,
When you were in the loo.

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roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you.

but the roses are pelting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've just had a w"*k
while thinking of you.

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Whitney Hueston may be dead
but I eh I WILL AAAALWAAAAAYS LOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
Ive got a knife,
Get in the van.
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Rose's are red ,
Violets are Blue ,
pick the wrong numbers and it won't be you .

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lock this fcukin thread
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#45 15-02-2012 11:33pm

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Anyone wrote: »

Roses are tits,
Violets are tits,
Tits,tits,tits,
I like tits.

mmmh how romantic Would have loved that one :P Why isn't my OH creative enough to come up with that?!?! lol

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