I need a comical house party poster head-line

IrishJack89

Hey every1, basically I'm arranging a house party at 1 my mates houses. I plan puttin up posters around the place and all. Theres going to be a gazebo/tent there too so if YE COULD SUGGEST A HEADLINE LIKE "TECHNO IN THE TENT" preferably something catchier/funnier it would be great...

"Welcome to the party"

Where To

F*** in the muck.

phoenix833

Does he know about the Party??

Biggins

"AA Meeting Tonight. All Welcome. First Drink Free!""

lastlaugh

Wer a pack a Muppets!

WoollyRedHat

IrishJack89 wrote: »

Hey every1, basically I'm arranging a house party at 1 my mates houses. I plan puttin up posters around the place and all. Theres going to be a gazebo/tent there too so if YE COULD SUGGEST A HEADLINE LIKE "TECHNO IN THE TENT" preferably something catchier/funnier it would be great...

"Tent to 1"

Aoifey!

Deleted User wrote: »

"Welcome to the party"

"We got fun n' games"

paddy kerins

Aoifey! wrote: »

"We got fun n' games"

"We got everything you want"

starbelgrade

Geebags in a Gazebo

stupidusername

less poster making, more drinking.

and no that's not what's to be written on the poster

flanders1979

Flog in the Bog

whatsamsn

"Its a box social"

IrishJack89

phoenix833 wrote: »

Does he know about the Party??

Ya i think he knows about the party, doubt he would care anyway although I don't know what sort of reaction he would have if I told him I was puttin up posters for it...
Keep em coming though people.. Still waitin for the right 1. Whats with all the muck suggestions..?

The_Thing

"Free Bar"

And then as they arrive you hand each of them one of those small bars of soap used in hotel bathrooms.

RonMexico

"Ann Summers Party - No Mingers"

im invisible

Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra 'B' is for 'BYOBB'

Standard Toaster

Poker in the Front - Liquor in the Rear :pac:

tvercetti

"Free Sex"

Zen65

TechNO??

TechYES!!

(I have no idea what "Techno" is)

Z

desertcircus

YEAH, WE THOUGHT THESE POSTERS WOULD BE COOL. YOU'RE PROBABLY REGRETTING TURNING DOWN THAT OTHER PARTY NOW.

Solid gold, that one is.

Sindri

soir dans la tourbière

Make it classy.

IrishJack89

We don't want it to be classy, we want it 2 b pure chaos, jus anyone and everyone at it..

Standard Toaster

Heroine Kills! on a big white sheet in red paint.

Sindri

IrishJack89 wrote: »

We don't want it to be classy, we want it 2 b pure chaos, jus anyone and everyone at it..

All right, I presume your 15 or 16, guarantee everyone their hole and they'll cum:rolleyes:. Call it the Humpty Dumpty and the prisoner of Azkaban.

Crann na Beatha

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phasers

Jesus is my high

Sindri

Bouncy Castle and Balloons Party. (Goody Bag Included)

IrishJack89

So what does anyone think of my poster then?


Rag Week HouseParty.jpg

Standard Toaster

"See you at the party, Richter!”

Where To

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Heroine Kills! on a big white sheet in red paint.

Not Wonder Woman surely?

pappyodaniel

Party Over Here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt2OVAgkHBc

Standard Toaster

Where To wrote: »

Not Wonder Woman surely?

Ah, it's the way Mickah Wallace from The Commitments would have spelt it you see.

Aoifey!

IrishJack89 wrote: »

So what does anyone think of my poster then?


Rag Week HouseParty.jpg

You're just trying to get us all to go to your party, aren't you?

cloptrop

The bring your own knife tent.

Its french

WoollyRedHat

IrishJack89 wrote: »

So what does anyone think of my poster then?


Rag Week HouseParty.jpg

It's kinda got a Amytville horror vibe to it...

And DJ Rasher? Really? *Despairs*

Temptamperu

All of the booze, none of the rape... unless of course you like that sort of thing.

Liam Byrne

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Heroine Kills! on a big white sheet in red paint.

She only kills the bad guys though - like drug dealers

Liam Byrne

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

And DJ Rasher? Really? *Despairs*

Was thinking the same myself! They mustn't be able to afford Brendan Grace's other alter-egos like Bottler, Razor, Whacker, Hatchet & Pockets.

maddragon

The slam in the wigwam

Leeg17

"The real party's in my pants"

?

Sonnenblumen

IrishJack89 wrote: »

Hey every1, basically I'm arranging a house party at 1 my mates houses. I plan puttin up posters around the place and all. Theres going to be a gazebo/tent there too so if YE COULD SUGGEST A HEADLINE LIKE "TECHNO IN THE TENT" preferably something catchier/funnier it would be great...

HOUSE TENT PARTY

longshanks

Now is the winter of our disco tents





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im invisible

longshanks wrote: »

Now is the winter of our disco tents.

we got a winner i think

LH Pathe

SCAT RABIES

Immaculate Pasta

This party will go beyond fun and actually get really, really nasty.

:cool:

WoollyRedHat

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

This party will go beyond fun and actually get really, really nasty.

:cool:

Do you predict a riot?

Jesus Shaves

Daft Punk are playing at my house

Pdfile

the banner should read " banter left, women right "



gotta keep em seperated or ye can't have either.

giles lynchwood

Ireland's biggest Gangbang.
(mask's optional)