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It being a leap year and all...

  • 10-02-2012 4:40pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭


    What would you do if your girlfriend proposed to you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭Please Kill Me


    What would you do if your girlfriend proposed to you?

    Tell my wife we're finished and move in with my G/F!!! :pac: :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭ciarang85


    RUN ha ha :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    What would you do if your girlfriend proposed to you?

    Run - the wife would kill me! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Get her to ask for my fathers permission first? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    If she gives me a big diamond ring worth thousands of euro as a deal sweetner the answer is yes! :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭anhedonia


    procrastinate, weigh up my options, then blast her with sh1t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    Present her with my testicles in a velvet pouch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Fap, then close the tab.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    well first of all she'd have to get down on 1 knee

    And she better give a better performance this time.







    I've always wanted to propose in the following manner

    Me: Will ya Marry Me
    Her: Ya
    Me: ( Pulls mooner, separates cheeks ) "Here, try on the ring."


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    And they say romance is dead...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Proposed what???

    Her: I'm proposing we try anal!
    Me: woo hoo
    Her: One minute I'll get the lube
    Me: I'll get naked
    Her: Ok I'm ready *lubed up strap on attached to her*
    Me: :( Oh well, just grin and bear it..... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Dump her for emasculating me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    *Googles emasculating*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    it just sounds weird!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Leap year ? One more day of free work..... horror.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭ihsb


    I am pretty sure my bf would say "does this mean I still have to buy you the ring?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    I'd throw acid on her face and take a poo on her chest obviously:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    For her cheek, I'd marry her. That'll learn 'er!


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