Does Ireland need a superhero?

Dublindude69 · 10-02-2012 3:54pm #1

Crime is out of control in this country, the Guardi are far to outnumbered to do anything about it. I think it's about time Ireland got it's very own super hero. I intend to get a snake and find some radioactive toxic chemicals and jump into it. This should give me super strenght and the power to be extra slippery. I would call myself THE SNAKE, Patrick was thought to rid this country of snakes, well I will not be gotten rid of until I rid the country of scum bags.
Anyone know where I can find some highly toxic chemicals to jump into?

flanders1979 · 10-02-2012 3:55pm

Spudman

Strychninism · 10-02-2012 3:55pm

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I would call myself THE SNAKE

Sorry, that name is already taken. It was given to me by the laydeez.

smash · 10-02-2012 3:55pm

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Anyone know where I can find some highly toxic chemicals to jump into?

Just wait until your ma gets out of the bath.

Dublindude69 · 10-02-2012 3:56pm

smash wrote: »

Just wait until your ma gets out of the bath.

We usually share the bath to save water.

_feedback_ · 10-02-2012 3:57pm

Ehhhh, we already have one ?

chin_grin · 10-02-2012 3:57pm

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Crime is out of control in this country.

That's the medias fear mongering getting to you. A few stories on RTE news and the whole country is in hysterics.

"War, famine, recession, depression, aids..........You look out your window <cricket noise>" Bill Hicks.

Standard Toaster · 10-02-2012 3:57pm

The power of grammar too would be an exquisite bonus for you in your quest.

Eathrin · 10-02-2012 3:57pm

smash wrote: »

Just wait until your ma gets out of the bath.

Ah I can see it now, "Smash", the Snake's mortal enemy.

Bad Panda · 10-02-2012 4:03pm

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Crime is out of control in this country, the Guardi are far to outnumbered to do anything about it. I think it's about time Ireland got it's very own super hero. I intend to get a snake and find some radioactive toxic chemicals and jump into it. This should give me super strenght and the power to be extra slippery. I would call myself THE SNAKE, Patrick was thought to rid this country of snakes, well I will not be gotten rid of until I rid the country of scum bags.
Anyone know where I can find some highly toxic chemicals to jump into?

You could try the Liffey.

aaronjumper · 10-02-2012 4:03pm

By day he sells spuds at the market. By night he becomes a gravelly voiced, cut the red tape, all or nothing Masked crusader, chasin down leads like where all these pirate dvds are comin from and what do bouncers do on their breaks.

They call him O' Malley

Nothingbetter2d · 10-02-2012 4:04pm

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Crime is out of control in this country, the Guardi are far to outnumbered to do anything about it. I think it's about time Ireland got it's very own super hero. I intend to get a snake and find some radioactive toxic chemicals and jump into it. This should give me super strenght and the power to be extra slippery. I would call myself THE SNAKE, Patrick was thought to rid this country of snakes, well I will not be gotten rid of until I rid the country of scum bags.
Anyone know where I can find some highly toxic chemicals to jump into?

Enda Kenny :rolleyes:

CardBordWindow · 10-02-2012 4:05pm

We need an Anchorman!

Dublindude69 · 10-02-2012 4:09pm

Standard Toaster wrote: »

The power of grammar too would be an exquisite bonus for you in your quest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

Biggins · 10-02-2012 4:09pm

Dublindude69 wrote: »

...Anyone know where I can find some highly toxic chemicals to jump into?

The Dail.
There's enough lethal piss and schite floating around that place, it will surely do the job!

KeithAFC · 10-02-2012 4:12pm

You actually bothered to type that and post it?

Standard Toaster · 10-02-2012 4:12pm

Dublindude69 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Steven Fryer is my favourite Superhero alright.

anhedonia · 10-02-2012 4:14pm

Methadone Man.

PhantomShrimp · 10-02-2012 4:14pm

Rainman, definitely, definitely Rainman!

ejmaztec · 10-02-2012 4:16pm

Biggins wrote: »

The Dail.
There's enough lethal piss and schite floating around that place, it will surely do the job!

Sounds like a job for Septic-tank Man.:eek:

Is it a turd, is it a plane, no it's Septic-tank Man............................

Biggins · 10-02-2012 4:19pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Sounds like a job for Septic-tank Man.:eek:

Is it a turd, is it a plane, no it's Septic-tank Man............................

He becomes supercharged (in tax) via the state!

Like them, there is no levels he won't sink down to!

kraggy · 10-02-2012 4:20pm

Super Valu, Supergrass, Super cans of coke.

We're all stocked up here.

Dublindude69 · 10-02-2012 4:42pm

Scumbags will learn to fear one thing and one thing only, THE SNAKE!

mattjack · 10-02-2012 4:44pm

Domo230 wrote: »

Can't wait till "Chicken Fillet Roll Man" shows up and saves us from the scumbags

And Dutch Gold Man too...

lastlaugh · 10-02-2012 4:52pm

elviscostello wrote: »

Ehhhh, we already have one ?

He looks like he means Bidness there alright.

leonidas83 · 10-02-2012 4:55pm

Feck a superhero, we need a dictatorship run by Michael O'leary, this is only way we would sort this f**king country out

KTRIC · 10-02-2012 4:55pm

What about "The Citizen" ?? where's he when we need him ?

lastlaugh · 10-02-2012 4:57pm

Captain Slash-Hook.

Mickey H · 10-02-2012 4:57pm

CardBordWindow wrote: »

We need an Anchorman!

Dobbo!

bodhrandude · 10-02-2012 4:59pm

How about Super Bodhrandude, comes to the rescue of ill fated trad sessions, blasts the useless bodhran player with piss and rescues the session to the nations joy. Dumtickadum tickadum tickatum tickatum.