Inappropriate ghay joke

Aurongroove

a 15 year old boy approaches him mum one day and says:


"Mum I think I might be gay"


the Mum replies:
"ahh don't be so hard on yourself; we'll go up town, get you some better music to listen to, better cloths to wear, and we'll set you up a nice Facebook account, because everyone knows bebo and myspace are gay"


Son "No, I mean, I'm Homosexual"



Mum "Ooooh!,oh
well, that's grand..., I already though as much, but I wanted to wait till you wanted to tell us...

















...Why the **** do you have a bebo page?"

baby and crumble

I don't get it. Am I old or just boring?

Aurongroove

it;s not even that funny.

part of the fun is reading it and imagining the actual mum and son.

Annasopra

don't get it

Pacifist Pigeon

I'm a magician, I turn fruit into vegetables...

Or as the police call it, gay bashing.

/:pac:

jaffacakesyum

I don't get it either

Coeurdepirate

Either it's not funny at all or I don't get it!

What does a gay horse eat? :rolleyes:

komodosp

I suppose he did call it "inappropriate"...

Design_Dude

haaayyy

foggy_lad

Aurongroove wrote: »

it;s not even that funny.

part of the fun is reading it and imagining the actual mum and son.

makes me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrqHKKjm7Z0

Canard

gay jokes just arent funny, cum on guys :P

L.Jenkins

What I actually find humourous is people here telling 'the ghey' jokes without actually trying to get truly offensive :P

Annasopra

Patchy~ wrote: »

gay jokes just arent funny, cum on guys :P

but this is a ghay joke!

Sonics2k

Patchy~ wrote: »

gay jokes just arent funny, cum on guys :P

I was going to come up with a witty response, butt fúck it.

:pac:

Captain Graphite

Pffft. Not really inappropriate and definitely not funny.

Pacifist Pigeon wrote: »

I'm a magician, I turn fruit into vegetables...

Or as the police call it, gay bashing.

/:pac:

Now that's more like it!

A similar one I heard:

I love going gay clubbing; the only downside is having to clean the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.

(spoilered for those who don't like offensive jokes)

DubArk

I don’t mind gay jokes they rarely ever offend me, you’ll find most of them were originally used towords the Jews and then Blacks and Irish and in the states the Polish, I have heard most of them. I do understand that they do offend a lot of people hence the reason I’m not getting into it here….

I do have a gentle joke to do with the Irish/Gay!!

Did you hear about the two Irish Gays!?!

Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael!!

:rolleyes::)

Aurongroove

That joke if offensive...



offensively lame!
I think I was told that joke when I was like, 6 or 7.

Slang_Tang

This prisoner escapes after 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do what he tells you, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I told him where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too."