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The King of Moo

Do you ever want to vent your anger and frustration, but find that you just don't have the time or motivation to type out a well-reasoned argument?

Do you sometimes find yourself so overcome by rage at hypothetical situations that you end up simply mashing the keyboard with your fists?

Well we have the answer for you: Irate Post Templates!
When you find yourself wanting to express your anger at society, simply choose which template suits your opinion best, fill in the blanks when necessary, and copy and paste!
It's that easy!

Choose from our wide range of posts:


Sure all them _______ get a free _______ as soon as they arrive!

People shouldn't be allowed to _______ in public, it's f**king ________!

Typical liberal do-gooder response! :rolleyes:

We should look after our own first instead of ___________.

Do you think you'd be allowed to go to ____________ and start claiming _________ straight away?

___________ just can't integrate into a first world country.

FFS, the banks didn't force anyone to ____________.

There used to be loads of _______________ in the lake near me, but the ___________ ate them all.

This one time, I got into a taxi driven by a ____________ and was charged __________ to go to _____________.

If you've been on the dole for a year, you should ________________.

This fella I know once saw _______________________.

I'm not racist, but ____________.

I once saw this skanger _______________.

If ______________________ makes me a racist, then I guess I'm a racist!

If they're not willing to ________________, they should ______________.




As you can you see, we like to keep up to date with current events, and are offering many special deals on racist posts without any evidence to back them up.

Any more suggestions are welcome.

Gee Bag

It's political correctness gone mad!

Thats typical of the PC brigade.

micropig

Post marked for future reference


Possible defenses to be included:

You're a begrudger


You're bitter


It's not true because my mate told me.....


It's not my fault, it's the banks......




Although I quite like the misery of having to type it out it channels my frustration:o:D