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What would Jesus do.

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  • 03-02-2012 1:36pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭


    The fame game is really shallow these days. Curing a few lepers wouldnt get you international recognition like it did back in the biblical days.
    What would the son of god have to do to get people to listen.

    A sex tape , marry Kim Kardashian , shoot up his high school. What about have sex with Ryan Giggs .

    Has anyone got any advice for the holy fella.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    cloptrop wrote: »
    The fame game is really shallow these days. Curing a few lepers wouldnt get you international recognition like it did back in the biblical days.
    What would the son of god have to do to get people to listen.

    A sex tape , marry Kim Kardashian , shoot up his high school. What about have sex with Ryan Giggs .

    Has anyone got any advice for the holy fella.

    Was he asking you for advice??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Jesus Wept


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Oh you don't know? He returned in Waco, Texas. We killed him again...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Was he asking you for advice??

    No I ask him for advice , wouldnt be much use to me as my god if I told him wht to do. Jesus dont get down like that. Hes a great musical chairs player though , he seems to be everywhere.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Big Brother. Tis the golden path to fame...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Oh you don't know? He returned in Waco, Texas. We killed him again...

    Bummer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Start a Hawaiian massage parlor while on the dole
    And brag about it in the jerusalem post ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda


    Oh you don't know? He returned in Waco, Texas. We killed him again...

    'We' the ATF? The Romans? Did Irish people have something to do with it? Hmmm..


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen




  • Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    He would be locked up in a mental home, while i was undiagnosed i thought i was the son of god now im medicated i can see how everyone else did.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    He would be locked up in a mental home, while i was undiagnosed i thought i was the son of god now im medicated i can see how everyone else did.

    Don't let them tell you otherwise, if that's what you believe in your heart then that's what it is!

    I, myself, am a teapot in orbit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    cloptrop wrote: »
    The fame game is really shallow these days. Curing a few lepers wouldnt get you international recognition like it did back in the biblical days.
    What would the son of god have to do to get people to listen.

    A sex tape , marry Kim Kardashian , shoot up his high school. What about have sex with Ryan Giggs .

    Has anyone got any advice for the holy fella.

    In fairness he'd probably do this.

    Advice?

    Don't be wearing those robes, Kim Kardashian won't be seen dead with you in them (and you can do a lot better for yourself):p

    Really Jesus? What did the children do to you? the dail is that way:rolleyes:


    Yeah, Go on so ride Giggs if you must, but don't come crying to me when he doesn't call you, And you know he has a few other ones on the go too?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Its not really a time for jaysus, to much clutter and information overload, he would just be dismissed as another quack. But there is something jesusey about professor Brian Cox.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Do what he did the first time the cool stuff like water to wine, walk on water and get god vengeful again get a loan on the angel of death and kill 1 million critics.

    Oh and get on Facebook and Twitter


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Oh you don't know? He returned in Waco, Texas. We killed him again...


    Name passed on to AGS, confessing to it on the internet will get you caught

    (and you we're doing so well on the run for the last 2012 years:p)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    He could direct

    2 Girls, 5 loaves and 2 fish


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    He'd be a carpenter of course!

    But he wouldn't do nixers, that would be very, very bad.


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