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Brother inspector job

  • 02-02-2012 08:41PM
    #1
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    http://www.metronewspaper.co.za/2012/02/02/undercover-brothel-inspector-wanted-in-australia/

    Since there's enough bitching about no jobs, get yourself 'down under' for this brothel inspector position. Duties include checking for: improper fire exits, breaches of health and safety and incorrect disposal of waste (why do I get the feeling this isn't empty pizza boxes?). Oh yeah, and riding all around you for 57k AUD.

    Jokes about the gravy train, etc, etc.


Comments

  • #2
    Jeremias Prehistoric Padding
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jeremias Prehistoric Padding


    Jarvis said the position had since been filled.
    :D:D


  • #3
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    A huir of a job.


  • #4
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    is there any free coke with it too?


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    token101 wrote: »
    Brother inspector job

    Since there's enough bitching about no jobs, get yourself 'down under' for this brothel inspector position. Duties include checking for: improper fire exits, breaches of health and safety and incorrect disposal of waste (why do I get the feeling this isn't empty pizza boxes?). Oh yeah, and riding all around you for 57k AUD.

    Jokes about the gravy train, etc, etc.

    Brother inspector job?

    Gay.


  • #6
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,801 ✭✭✭cml387


    Brother inspector job?

    Oh you had the ideal thread and blew it.


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  • #7
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Jarvis said the position had since been filled.
    :D:D
    Awwww what? So i wont get to throw my shrimp in barbie?


  • #8
    xper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭xper


    Brother inspector job?
    That's racist!


  • #9
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    token101 wrote: »
    Awwww what? So i wont get to throw my shrimp in barbie?

    I threw my anaconda in her


  • #10
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    cml387 wrote: »
    Brother inspector job?

    Oh you had the ideal thread and blew it.
    I know, i know


  • #11
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    You've to inspect brothels to see if your brother is in them, is that it?


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  • #12
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    From the thread title, I thought this was going to be a job inspecting black men:confused:


  • #13
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Printers or sewing machines?


  • #14
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    The perfect job for a male
    :confused:


  • #15
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Pass... I'll wait for the sister inspector job


  • #16
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Jarvis said the position had since been filled. :D:D

    which position? missionary, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, or 69?


  • #17
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    jester77 wrote: »
    Pass... I'll wait for the sister inspector job

    I'll wait for the Your Ma inspector job...there's a long queue though...:pac:


  • #18
    hadepsx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭hadepsx


    :pac:


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