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Fassbender bounced out of his own party on his mate's back

  • 02-02-2012 3:57pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭


    Michael Fassbender - legend!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭phil1nj


    I wonder was the tipping point when he got his lad out*:D

    *Speculation, may not have actually happened.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    If by 'lad' you mean cigarette and if by getting it out, you mean sparking it up indoors, you are entirely correct.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I heard he slipped his finger into Keira Knightley, shat his pants and began jumping onto tables screaming "DADDY? DADDY!? WHERE ARE YOU, DADDY!!?!??".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    More proof that an Irish person can change a session from good to great!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Seachmall wrote: »
    I heard he slipped his finger into Keira Knightley, shat his pants and began jumping onto tables screaming "DADDY? DADDY!? WHERE ARE YOU, DADDY!!?!??".

    you say that like it's a bad thing:confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭phil1nj


    If by 'lad' you mean cigarette and if by getting it out, you mean sparking it up indoors, you are entirely correct.

    No. I mean penis, dick, schlong, todger, flute, willy, mickey, crank, pork steeple, pocket-rocket, John Thomas, prick or mutty.

    The boy's been doing it a lot lately on film so you never know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Would this be drunken German actor Michael Fassbender or Oscar nominated Irish actor Michael Fassbender


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭phil1nj


    cml387 wrote: »
    Would this be drunken German actor Michael Fassbender or Oscar nominated Irish actor Michael Fassbender


    Had to be the first one, don't think he was ever nominated for an Oscar (which BTW is a dirty filthy Shame - no pun intended). The man is a fantastic actor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,577 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    There used to be imbibing.

    There used to be social drinking.

    There used to be getting tipsy.

    There used to be getting drunk.

    There used to be getting plastered.

    There used to be getting inebriated.

    There used to be getting ossified.

    Now there are Fassbenders.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    If this is noteworthy shennadigans for rich famous actors then I'm decidedly underwhelmed.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Jesus the Indo has gone downhill :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    cml387 wrote: »
    Would this be drunken German actor Michael Fassbender or Oscar nominated Irish actor Michael Fassbender

    He's Kerry-German, or Kerman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    He's Kerry-German, or Kerman.

    There was a 6 thousand page thread about the man's nationality a few weeks ago.

    And you solve the problem in one post,,respect,,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko




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