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If somebody would like to buy you

  • 02-02-2012 12:48am
    #1
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭


    If somebody wanted to buy you like a footballer(as in own you) what would you do for them?

    21/25



Comments

  • #2
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    >_>


    <_<


    i'm not falling for that one


  • #3
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    I'm not for sale.


  • #4
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    They wouldnt own me they would pay my company a silly amount of money (cos im worth it) so i could work for them instead.
    Football is only a job afterall


  • #5
    Butterface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    Do a little dance, make a little love... whatever they wanted. Although, you're implying that I would be enslaved to them?


  • #6
    Rockery Woman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    I would merely serve ornamental purposes, the purchaser would have the pleasure of looking at me :pac:

    lucky bugger!


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  • #7
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Bitch, moan, nag, complain, criticize, insult, annoy and discredit everthing my owner ever did.

    let's see them want to own me now :D


  • #8
    voz es
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭voz es


    Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!!!!!


  • #9
    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,028 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Unfortunately you can't put a price on perfection.


  • #10
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Erm if I could get to watch a programme I like on the tele, I wouldn't mind doing their ironing for them while I watch it :cool:


  • #11
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    All I can do is play the guitar, so most likely I would just keep do annoying solos, like Hotel California, so they would set me free.


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  • #12
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Hired Goon.


  • #13
    joshrogan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    Everything for my master. I live for one purpose to serve them.


  • #14
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Bitch, moan, nag, complain, criticize, insult, annoy and discredit everthing my owner ever did.

    let's see them want to own me now :D

    You're talking about marriage are you not?


  • #15
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    I would sexually service my mistress, 18 year old Olga and her twin Swedish sister Helga on a daily basis with a lot of rubbin and lickin and touchin and..... oh shut up, if we're talking hypothetical here, I'm doing it on my terms.


  • #16
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I'd keep a clean sheet, but also insist on a scoring bonus.

    :cool:


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