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  • 30-01-2012 1:14am
    #1
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭


    I have gone through a whole box of tissues and I am female.


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  • #2
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Watchin Marley and me again?


  • #3
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    eternal wrote: »
    I have gone through a whole box of tissues and I am female.

    Use a sock, more absorbent... apparently...


  • #4
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    You hormonal mess! :D

    But I'm glad you felt the need to share it with us...


  • #5
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,406 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Op could have saved lots of electrons by only mentioning the being female bit. The tissues was obvious.


  • #6
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    You have a mangina?


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  • #7
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    There are more efficient ways to clean the bathroom.


  • #8
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Guill wrote: »
    Watchin Marley and me again?
    Never saw that but cried at Warrior, I am a tough bird.


  • #9
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Use a sock, more absorbent... apparently...

    They really aren't, it just seeps out. You also encrust your sock to the point of unwearable ever again, regardless of how much cleaning you do, if you let it dry in. In the long term, tissues are far cheaper and do a better job, Zohan.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    You shall be nicknamed, "The Waterslide".


  • #11
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    eternal wrote: »
    I have gone through a whole box of tissues and I am female.

    Why were you using tissues?


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  • #12
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    You're a woman! WOW! You simply must teach a class to instruct all other Internet users on how to be women.

    Wait, some of the people using the Internet are ALSO women??!

    Ooh I'm sorry, it seems that your services will not be needed after all.


  • #13
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Sindri wrote: »
    eternal wrote: »
    I have gone through a whole box of tissues and I am female.

    Why were you using tissues?
    Have a cold but a super duper cold.Am seeing me not making college tomorrow :(


  • #14
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    You're a woman! WOW! You simply must teach a class to instruct all other Internet users on how to be women.

    Wait, some of the people using the Internet are ALSO women??!

    Ooh I'm sorry, it seems that your services will not be needed after all.

    Was that sarcasm.


    On another note 'Misty Cheese' sounds like a euphemism for a symptom of a STI


  • #15
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    eternal wrote: »
    Have a cold but a super duper cold.Am seeing me not making college tomorrow :(

    Well I hope you get better soon.:)


  • #16
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    What do you want? A medal?

    If so I need your name, date of birth, address, bank account number, branch and your mother's maiden name, once I have these few detail medal is on it's way :D


  • #17
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Sindri wrote: »
    On another note 'Misty Cheese' sounds like a euphemism for a symptom of a STI

    Excuse me while I care...

























    ... You'll be waiting a while...


  • #18
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    It was feminism at its worst. Haha


  • #19
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    ^^^What's with the sarcasm people.


  • #20
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    Excuse me while I clean of my knickers...

    ... You'll be waiting a while...

    FYP:p


  • #21
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    eternal wrote: »
    Have a cold but a super duper cold. Am seeing me not making college tomorrow :(

    aww.. blow ur nose m8 :( oops! all outta tissues.

    well here's a old crusty one I made earlier. guess how


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  • #22
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Quite the random thread:confused:


  • #23
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    What do you want? A medal?

    If so I need your name, date of birth, address, bank account number, branch and your mother's maiden name, once I have these few detail medal is on it's way :D
    Nah sympathy! I have only my offshore Caymen Island account, which I am sure you would not be interested in.


  • #24
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    eternal wrote: »
    Nah sympathy! I have only my offshore Caymen Island account, which I am sure you would not be interested in.


    I know a nigerian prince that can sort you with a few bob :D


  • #25
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Sindri wrote: »
    FYP:p

    How very witty! You apparently "fixed" my post.

    Fantastic! Oh, that's so great that you...

    Oh, oh, no. You didn't "fix" anything did you? No, you just changed my post. Which any idiot can do, Oh well. Best of luck with your attempts to be an intelligent citizen in the future.

    Come on, you can do it!

    I believe in you!


  • #26
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    So what?


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