guess what

eternal

I have gone through a whole box of tissues and I am female.

Guill

Watchin Marley and me again?

TheZohanS

eternal wrote: »

I have gone through a whole box of tissues and I am female.

Use a sock, more absorbent... apparently...

cruais

You hormonal mess!

But I'm glad you felt the need to share it with us...

jimmycrackcorm

Op could have saved lots of electrons by only mentioning the being female bit. The tissues was obvious.

Reamer Fanny

You have a mangina?

The King of Moo

There are more efficient ways to clean the bathroom.

eternal

Guill wrote: »

Watchin Marley and me again?

Never saw that but cried at Warrior, I am a tough bird.

PseudoFamous

TheZohan wrote: »

Use a sock, more absorbent... apparently...

They really aren't, it just seeps out. You also encrust your sock to the point of unwearable ever again, regardless of how much cleaning you do, if you let it dry in. In the long term, tissues are far cheaper and do a better job, Zohan.

You shall be nicknamed, "The Waterslide".

Sindri

eternal wrote: »

I have gone through a whole box of tissues and I am female.

Why were you using tissues?

MistyCheese

You're a woman! WOW! You simply must teach a class to instruct all other Internet users on how to be women.

Wait, some of the people using the Internet are ALSO women??!

Ooh I'm sorry, it seems that your services will not be needed after all.

eternal

Sindri wrote: »

eternal wrote: »

I have gone through a whole box of tissues and I am female.

Why were you using tissues?

Have a cold but a super duper cold.Am seeing me not making college tomorrow

Sindri

MistyCheese wrote: »

You're a woman! WOW! You simply must teach a class to instruct all other Internet users on how to be women.

Wait, some of the people using the Internet are ALSO women??!

Ooh I'm sorry, it seems that your services will not be needed after all.

Was that sarcasm.


On another note 'Misty Cheese' sounds like a euphemism for a symptom of a STI

Sindri

eternal wrote: »

Have a cold but a super duper cold.Am seeing me not making college tomorrow

Well I hope you get better soon.:)

Jen Pigs Fly

What do you want? A medal?

If so I need your name, date of birth, address, bank account number, branch and your mother's maiden name, once I have these few detail medal is on it's way

MistyCheese

Sindri wrote: »

On another note 'Misty Cheese' sounds like a euphemism for a symptom of a STI

Excuse me while I care...

























... You'll be waiting a while...

eternal

It was feminism at its worst. Haha

Sindri

^^^What's with the sarcasm people.

Sindri

MistyCheese wrote: »

Excuse me while I clean of my knickers...

... You'll be waiting a while...

FYP:p

LH Pathe

eternal wrote: »

Have a cold but a super duper cold. Am seeing me not making college tomorrow

aww.. blow ur nose m8 oops! all outta tissues.

well here's a old crusty one I made earlier. guess how

Jen Pigs Fly

Quite the random thread

eternal

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

What do you want? A medal?

If so I need your name, date of birth, address, bank account number, branch and your mother's maiden name, once I have these few detail medal is on it's way

Nah sympathy! I have only my offshore Caymen Island account, which I am sure you would not be interested in.

Jen Pigs Fly

eternal wrote: »

Nah sympathy! I have only my offshore Caymen Island account, which I am sure you would not be interested in.

I know a nigerian prince that can sort you with a few bob

MistyCheese

Sindri wrote: »

FYP:p

How very witty! You apparently "fixed" my post.

Fantastic! Oh, that's so great that you...

Oh, oh, no. You didn't "fix" anything did you? No, you just changed my post. Which any idiot can do, Oh well. Best of luck with your attempts to be an intelligent citizen in the future.

Come on, you can do it!

I believe in you!

Super-Rush

So what?