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I'm singing

  • 28-01-2012 8:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭


    HURR DURR I DUN LIKE SUM1 AN I DUN LISN 2 DE MODS SO I GET BANND


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I think he invented the siberian tiger. Am I wrong?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Shut the front door


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Use the back door. It's a bit tight as it's not used enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    you sexual deviant Sam!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Eh hmmm, this could be the clickidy click people are clicking on about -


    Ah who cares...


    Sam's milshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours, Damn right, it's better than your's, she could teach you but she's have to charge.....coz she's a prostitute!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I like singing too. Not right now though because I have a cold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Can you sing the National Anthem?

    I have a cold too, plenty of whisky will kill it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Would you like some snot? I have plenty spare.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You are so disgusting. I hope you get man flu after that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Is that a yes?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    No it's snot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I will have coffee if you are heading to the kitchen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Read the charter god damn it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    The new charter is the best I have ever seen. Impressed with your writing skills.
    Have you sang it live yet? could enter it for the eurovision.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I was promised nudity in that charter :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    If you blink your eyes at the right frequency you can see a subliminal image of Uncle Phil flashing his man boobs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I was promised nudity in that charter :mad:

    I knew there was something I'd forgotten...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I was promised nudity in that charter :mad:

    38-attention_whore.jpg

    Can't have you disappointed orange.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Now Im disappointed and appointed

    not the nudity i wanted :mad:

    But happy you noticed im an attention whore :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    ofcourse. I speak in a voice the that the whole room can hear


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I love you, Matt, with all my balls. My orange balls. So I wrote this poem for you.


    I love you, Matt
    with all my balls.
    My balls of orange leather,
    for use, association says,
    in times of snowy weather.


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