I have a secret you guise.

Storminateacup

I am so embarrased.
I am a virgin.

What shall I do?

hondasam

make tea and we will talk about it

Storminateacup

How do you like you tea Sam

hondasam

black

hondasam

ham sammich, now you are sitting on your fat ass all day, you can learn how to cook

Oranage2

Scarlah for yeh!!!

Just say you slept with a Turkish guy on holidays

hondasam

No that's a bit desperate.

Storminateacup

So if I go to turkey I'll get the ride?

hondasam

you will ride on a plane, maybe even join the mile high club.

Storminateacup

I'm too fat for the airplane toilets

Oranage2

You could try find this guy.

Storminateacup

I need her sexy red lingere. Maybe I'll get laid then

hondasam

That is fcuking gross

Storminateacup

I think red is very slimming on her

hondasam

Slim is not a work I would use near that.

Storminateacup

I bet she could impale herself on a well endowed man with ease, looks like a champ

TeddyTedson

Virgin. I remember that. Used to be one up in the Square Tallaght, then it became HMV I believe. There was a cool bald manager working there for the longest time. I got on quite well with him any time I bought a CD in there. He's always have a bit of bant with you. Does anyone know him. Perhaps he's on boards?
The second floor of the Square. What's up with the smell there outside Peter Marks? If you have to work there all day you should be entitle ted to moar money! It's like stale puke.
I used to be in the square quite a lot during the 90s and 00s. Get the aul 75 up to it. Good times. Head in to UCI, sneak in cans and get popcorn with a **** load of butter. That was a moar innocent time though when things like this were common practice, the youth of today like Fago! here have completely smashed through the bar. I've seen these hoddies stopping at nothing. There was a documentary on the other day about them, Skins or something it was called. They were in Morocco on holidays doing all sorts of drugs, drinkings and engaging in casual sex. If Father Flynn was around to see what's happen to the youth of today he'd give up. He was one of the nicest priests in the Parish, had time for everyone, except the fat kids. He'd never even to bother playing earthquake with them.
Sometimes I wish we could go back to the simpler times, I even want to be 10 again. Outside all day with my friends playing football and tip the can, all that good ****. You just can't get those simple pleasures in todays world. We've all started rushing, we really need to slow down. Maybe that's why Bertie started a recession. He remember the good aul days I bet. Down in Fagans with the boys watching Man United make an amazing come back in the champions league final. I remember exactly where I was today for that match. I would have been about 13 I think. I was in my friend Pauls house, or maybe it was Gers I forget. It doesn't really matter now, what is important is that we won:)
Speaking of winning, I think people should start monitoring what they type here, Champ shouldn't be exposed to our smut. Let the young lad live out the rest of his childhood as innocently as possible. He's not a bad fellow deep down you know. He's just young and immature. We were all probably just as bad ourselves in the good aul days.

Storminateacup

Omg a virgin ending up with hmv!! :eek:

Blesses self.

hondasam

where is this tallaght you speak of ?

Sarky

Depends on the day. Saturday nights most of it can be found IN YOUR VAGINA.

hondasam

I'm speechless.

chucken1

This is fair swipe.

I think Teddy should clean the house now

Oranage2

hondasam wrote: »

where is this tallaght you speak of ?

Tallaght is a magical place full of noble people. You're never too far from a man that'll offer you a glass of ale and share his stories through song and dance. As you walk through the gold paved streets you can hear children playing.

Really nice place sam you should visit.

hondasam

Oranage2 wrote: »

Tallaght is a magical place full of noble people. You're never too far from a man that'll offer you a glass of ale and share his stories through song and dance. As you walk through the gold paved streets you can hear children playing.

Really nice place sam you should visit.

I'm to posh for places like that Orange.:p

Storminateacup

There are no virgins in tallaght - no nativity plays because of this and th fact there is not three wise men either.

Tallaght bleedin raphhhih