Calm my nerves

clownman

So I have my driving test in 2 hours and im nervous.

Whats the best way to calm myself?

PS.There is only so many times i can fap

cosanostra

A couple of pints!

Tonto86

Deep breathes, in through the nose out through the mouth.... works surprisingly well.

Good luck on the test!

MitchKoobski

Part of me wishes you were doing the test in a clown car.

CardBordWindow

A hip flask of whiskey! Works wonders.

The King of Moo

Go for a nice relaxing drive.

suicide_circus

Massive spliff

clownman

I should go for a drive in my clown car,while breathing in and out with a pint in the cup holder.

I just want it to be over

Attabear

Best of luck.

Remember failing is not the end of the world and doesn't necessarily mean you're not a good driver.

You're definitely going to pass though.

AnonoBoy

Just picture all the other cars in their underwear.

Agricola

Theres really nothing to fear OP. Statistically you are almost certain to fail your first test due to some minor technicality like missing a red light, or reversing over a small dog.
Its the 2nd, 3rd or maybe even 4th test that you need to concentrate on!

BO-JANGLES

Deep breaths. Good luck with the test. Mirror , signal, manoeuvre ,Make it known you are using the mirror. ...Fingers crossed..:)

bicardi19

I would say have a ciggie but then I would cause its all I can think about since I stopped smoking a few days ago.

ballsymchugh

Agricola wrote: »

Theres really nothing to fear OP. Statistically you are almost certain to fail your first test due to some minor technicality like missing a red light, or reversing over a small dog.
Its the 2nd, 3rd or maybe even 4th test that you need to concentrate on!

or in my case, the seventh!!

Attabear

Attabear wrote: »

Best of luck.

Remember failing is not the end of the world and doesn't necessarily mean you're not a good driver.

You're definitely going to pass though.

OSI wrote: »

Yes it does! It means exactly that!

I'm going with the calming nerves approach rather than the adding additional pressure one.

I know plenty of people who passed the driving test first time and drive like blind monkeys wearing shock collars.

bonzodog2

Don't know about the nerves, but leave the big shoes at home !

Micky Dolenz

Slow down and proceed with caution is the answer to every question the instruction asks. When in doubt remember that one line and put it into practice and you won't go to far wrong.

Good luck, you can do it.

MagicMarker

Wear a short skirt and a low cut top, guaranteed to pass, even if you're a bloke.

flanders1979

Couple of e's. Have a spliff handy in case your head starts lifting. Best of luck. You will need it. If you get the impression you have failed and it is pointless continuing, drive into a rough area and turf the boring fart out.

_feedback_

Good luck OP. It's a fecking great feeling when you pass.

When I took the test, I came up behind a truck which had parked/abandoned blocking the narrow street. The driver in front just went straight up on the footpath and around the truck. I was stuck there, and naturally wasn't going to go driving on foothpaths!

The tester waited for maybe fifteen seconds and then just said "ya may follow yer mans lead, or we'll be here all day!". Straight up on the path and around, and passed.

Stiffler2

clownman wrote: »

So I have my driving test in 2 hours and im nervous.

Whats the best way to calm myself?

PS.There is only so many times i can fap

Great, another "learner" on the roads.

Just stay off the M50

joethatoom

Have a cuppa tea

AnonoBoy

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Great, another "learner" on the roads.

Just stay off the M50

Ok we're agreed. Nobody new should be allowed drive.

stupidusername

If you're a man, I'll send you a nudie picture of myeslf to calm you down

clownman

I PASSED
Now where are them beers

_feedback_

clownman wrote: »

I PASSED
Now where are them beers

Fair fecks to ya. Safe motoring.

Attabear

Congratulations

And might I add.

Attabear wrote: »

You're definitely going to pass though.

Some might say I was wholly responsible for your success

I wouldn't.


Some might though

biko

clownman wrote: »

I PASSED
Now where are them beers

Great, good luck out there.