Is a good pint of Guinness better then sex

mannequinhands

Well maybe im over exaggerating , but i live in Australia at the moment and it is rare to get a good one.But when the taps are flowing and the Guinness is good there is nothing quite like it , anyone agree away from home or at home

Mr Benevolent

Awful mass produced over advertised black muck.

No, I don't like it, and if you prefer Guinness over sex you're missing the point.

Baidin

Confab wrote: »

if you prefer Guinness over sex you're missing the point.

I think you may be missing the point...

Whereas mannequinhands is just missing the pint!

I agree, a good pint is hard to beat. It's not just the pint though, the craic and the overall vibe in Aus is never as good as at home with a few pints of the black stuff. Tiz great tack.

Francescoli

NO

Noffles

Stupidest question ever... get a ride and remind yourself... then drink a pint of that black sick... you'll have the answer.

MassDeb8r

I think what you want is a woman who loves a pint of the black stuff as much as you do, then you can kiss and cuddle the night away under methane-clouded bed sheets

Raditub

I will have to say yes....havent been proven wrong yet!

Feisar

There's nothing like sipping on a good bottle of porter while getting a blowjob after a serious feed. In a word, heaven.

Sassenach70

Well...Depends what you're most in need of at the time I suppose...

Iang87

Yes and No.

When you've been working all day in the rain and your covered in dirt and all you want is to sit in a pub, be left alone and enjoy sitting in warmth with your pint then yes.

If the ride is with an ugly lady/man then yes

Most other times No.

RichieC

Grab a few bottles of Old Engine Oil!

incredible.

inagoodway

One pint no, but 6 or seven pints, definitely better than procreation.:)

Philm_12

I can't tell you. I've consumed so much Guinness that I've forgotten what sex was.......

efb

Band Pint < Bad Sex
Good Pint > Bad Sex
Good Pint < Good Sex

kenobrien

efb wrote: »

Band Pint < Bad Sex
Good Pint > Bad Sex
Good Pint < Good Sex

Too Many Pints = No Sex

mannequinhands

efb wrote: »

Band Pint < Bad Sex
Good Pint > Bad Sex
Good Pint < Good Sex

lol thats a good comparsion

latte2010

Sex after 12 pints of guinness=UNREAL!

KTRIC

Nope, would rather a good ride to be honest.

Dave_The_Sheep

latte2010 wrote: »

Sex after 12 pints of guinness=UNREAL!

Unreal as in completely and utterly impossible, yeah?

latte2010

Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »

Unreal as in completely and utterly impossible, yeah?

Its hard to explain. One of those things you have to try for yourself.:D

Dave_The_Sheep

latte2010 wrote: »

Its hard to explain. One of those things you have to try for yourself.:D

Oh, I have.

Ever tried playing snooker with a rope? Similar experience.

Gweedling

latte2010 wrote: »

Sex after 12 pints of guinness=UNREAL!

Forget the sex, just put the bog roll in the freezer when you get home, it'll be a delicate morning after.

Cargin

Short answer....NO!

...unless it was reeeeeeally bad sex. Like, grievous injuries sustained sex.

Dar93ragh

Can't bate a nice slippery sex session in a bath of Guinness!

ollaetta

Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »

Unreal as in completely and utterly impossible, yeah?

Thought that myself. After 12 pints you wouldn't get it up with scaffolding.

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Yes, it is.

Caonima

You're off your meds if you think so. Even a bad ride is better than the black stuff. As they say, a night of awkwardness is better than a morning of loneliness.

The Corinthian

Well the main problem is if you overdo it, then you're going to have constant farting in bed during the night. Same goes for drinking too much Guinness.

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The Corinthian wrote: »

Well the main problem is if you overdo it, then you're going to have constant farting in bed during the night. Same goes for drinking too much Guinness.

Same thing happens if you eat too much broccoli.

George_Foreman

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Lenmeister

Never!

Ahh come on now don't be berating the guinness just cause yous can't find your own decent beer!

There is no beer/ale/stout/lager better than a good ride.

None.

Lenmeister

Ahh I dunno Father Jack might disagree with ye there!

I suppose if the pint would last longer that you would then maybe I could understand.

Lenmeister

Personal preference ofcourse, some people like to take their time and enjoy their pint ya know Guess it depends on the mood ^^

fundi

depends on the sex...

SlowBlowin

Ice cold in Alex.

If you have been married for more than 10 years then a pint after a hard days work is hard to beat.

SB

susanlinda823

No way will beer ever beat sex. No way. No how.