Sh*t runners say

earlyevening

On the back of the funny "Sh*t women say" and "Sh*t cyclists say", (which were funny, see Google), attempts are being made with "Sh*t runners say".

I don't think they're the finished article just yet but they're getting there.

What's anybody think?

yizorselves

How about "TRACK!!"

baza1976

Would love to see the **** triguys say... But I probably wouldn't understand the abbrevs

earlyevening

Found one

GoHardOrGoHome

The first runner one was brilliant! Prefer the cycling one though. And obviously the original sh1t girls say is great.

PWEI

This one's better.

Brianderunner

The serious runner one is brilliant. You need to be close to obsessed with running to get it all though.

ecoli

Brianderunner wrote: »

The serious runner one is brilliant. You need to be close to obsessed with running to get it all though.

Uh Oh colour me obsessed so:D

eliwallach

Brianderunner wrote: »

The serious runner one is brilliant. You need to be close to obsessed with running to get it all though.

Ah, that's why......

BTH

PWEI wrote: »

This one's better.

OK, that one is kinda close to the bone. It's basically every Tri training log on here.

Oryx

Oh crap. I understood everything in the tri one, it sounded normal.

elvis jones

Oryx wrote: »

Oh crap. I understood everything in the tri one, it sounded normal.

I vote for you to do one of those videos;)

Oryx

elvis jones wrote: »

I vote for you to do one of those videos;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B03dFMG8nR4

elvis jones

Best one yet:D

BobMac104

that last was great,

TFBubendorfer

It probably says more about me than the videos, but I think this one is the best of the lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq8lJEJr3xk

RacoonQueen

Was just about to post that one.

Real ultrarunners train without gels and water though.

nerraw1111

The ultra one is depressing. Blue sky, clear trails and running in shorts and t shirts. V good tho. Kuprica, krupichio?

gerard65

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Real ultrarunners train without gels and water though.

Yep, more st1t talk:D

oldrunner

Sh*t Boards runners say:

my garmin said the race was short - does it count as a PB?
the race was short can I have my money back?
just started running - is six weeks enough for the marathon?
how do i program my garmin?
I want some medical advice
Anybody read Barefoot Running?
I missed the entry date for Ballycotton and had really targeted it
a sub 3 hour marathon's a much better achievement than a sub 5 mile
a sub 5 mile's a much better achievement than a sub 3 marathon
start a training log

Pherekydes

My 10k PB is 41 mins, but I ran 35:31 en route to a ten miler. Can I count it as a PB?

I got a HRM thingie in Lidl and it says my max HR is 255...

My legs are still sore from the XC race 5 days ago. It's the lactic acid...

gerard65

"'Born to run' is the best book ever, its the bible of running".
"Dr. Tim Noakes says ........ so it must be true"

BeepBeep67

My runners hurt can I take them back.
The guy in <insert mass sports retailer> told me I over pronate so he sold my a pair of Kayanos for €170.
Can I wear my iPod?
There was only 2 water stations on the 10k - I nearly died of the thirst.
We need a table for that!

plodder

"had to cut the run short, cos the Garmin died" -- I've thought that, if not actually said it.

gerard65

Standing outside your front door in tshirt and shorts with your left arm raised, looking up at the sky, telling your neighbour "I'm just trying to catch the satellite"

robinph

Can we not put all these in a table?

nerraw1111

Running on a threadmill isn't real running

You can totally do a great work out on a threadmill

Oh I'm not running that course, it's too hilly.

Totally entering this race, it's flat.

Adventure racing in Ireland isn't real adventure racing, pffft.

I felt a niggle in my knee/calf/thigh.

I'll see what my physio says.

I went out too fast.

I went out too slow.

Do I have shin splints?

I have shin splints

Why are headphones banned?

I can't run without headphones

I can't understand why people run with headphones, you're missing out.

Anyone ever try chia seeds?

Our ancestors ran barefoot.

Ice? Just drill screws in your runners, pffft.

Dog owners are total assholes.

Dogs are great, I love running with dogs.

I ploughed some kids out of it who stood on the path, lolcopter.

You should try IMRA races to see what a real hill looks like.

One word: Bodyglide

Hey Krusty, you've probably answered this already but...

Oh today was my B race, I'll go all out in my A.

Turbos are a total sufferfest, I love it though.

I'm in the market for a new bike.

Do I look aero in this pic?

Here's a pic of Robin with some Brazilian hotties.

How do you carry your gels?

Is it chip timed?

Hey, did anyone else have problems with their time?

What do you mean gun time?

That race is too expensive

geld

Surprising that nobody has thought of what Sh*t Boardisies say!

Bet that could fill up thread especially if we dug up some of the sh*te that has been said here over the years;)

Pisco Sour

geld wrote: »

Surprising that nobody has thought of what Sh*t Boardisies say!

Bet that could fill up thread especially if we dug up some of the sh*te that has been said here over the years;)

My personal favourite is by Woodchopper in reply to Pherekydes:

Originally Posted by Pherekydes
I'm wincing at the thought of their Olympic coverage. They'll be interviewing some Brit who just trailed in last in the Steeplechase while Andreas Thorkildsen throws 90m in the javelin. Far too much chat and not enough live action for me, I'm afraid. And all the usual casting of aspersions does my head in.

Last in the steeple requires a lot more training than throwing a stick


/facepalm

BeepBeep67

Had to stop for a Woddle (Pikey Poo)

earlyevening

rainbow kirby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPdb7ZDJKS4

RayCun

the best one yet :pac:

gerard65

gerard65

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKKE9cGrEKw

earlyevening

I like this

gerard65

'Do you happen to have a poop-bag......for my dog':D