Impossible

Dodd

Impossibility in the world

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. you can't breathe when your tongue is out
























........... put your tongue back in ya pillock.

donalg1

Dodd wrote: »

Impossibility in the world

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. you can't breathe when your tongue is out























........... put your tongue back in ya pillock.

Damn you

Deus Ex Machina

Course you can breath with your tongue out,
sure otherwise I'd have died years ago while guzzling yer aul wan's box.

fedor.2.

None of those things are impossible.

Dravokivich

Dodd wrote: »

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

Why would you wash your eyes???

TheZohanS

Dodd wrote: »

Impossibility in the world

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. you can't breathe when your tongue is out


........... put your tongue back in ya pillock.

post dis as ur Facebook status if u've eva bin hurt by some1 lol. :rolleyes:

Dodd

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Course you can breath with your tongue out,
sure otherwise I'd have died years ago while guzzling yer aul wan's box.

I haven't seen her in a long while........does she still have that blue waffle disease thing going on down there.?

chin_grin

TheZohan wrote: »

post dis as ur Facebook status if u've eva bin hurt by some1 lol. :rolleyes:

It's strange all female acquaintances on facebook are leaving to go somewhere to fight cancer. Brave souls. By updating their status they're battling an awful disease. (Idiots).

cloptrop

You cant lick your elbow,

You cant poop while standing on your head.

You cant fart in a crowded shop without your girlfriend saying " did you fart" really loudly.

Dodd

fedor.2. wrote: »

None of those things are impossible.

.....

The King of Moo

Impossibility in the world:

1. Winning friends with salad.

2. Fighting breast cancer/getting operations performed for small children with facebook statuses.

3. Touching this.

4. Tricking people with outdated internet fads.

Duggy747

Impossibility:

Understanding wimmen


*Ba-Dum-Bum.........PISH!!* :pac:

Deus Ex Machina

Dodd wrote: »

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Course you can breath with your tongue out,
sure otherwise I'd have died years ago while guzzling yer aul wan's box.

I haven't seen her in a long while........does she still have that blue waffle disease thing going on down there.?

Seems to have cleared up, however she does have some furry beans on her beef curtains.

xsiborg

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Dodd wrote: »

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Course you can breath with your tongue out,
sure otherwise I'd have died years ago while guzzling yer aul wan's box.

I haven't seen her in a long while........does she still have that blue waffle disease thing going on down there.?

Seems to have cleared up, however she does have some furry beans on her beef curtains.

impossible...

to read a thread in after hours without some posters resorting to insulting each others mothers.

grow up children.

cocoshovel

xsiborg wrote: »

impossible...

to read a thread in after hours without some posters resorting to insulting each others mothers.

grow up children.

ur gay!

Dodd

cocoshovel wrote: »

ur gay!

Yeah and a Nazi.

:pac:

xsiborg

cocoshovel wrote: »

xsiborg wrote: »

impossible...

to read a thread in after hours without some posters resorting to insulting each others mothers.

grow up children.

ur gay!

your point?

dilallio

We've all heard of the things our minds can do with placebos etc. but this is probably the easiest test and it comes down to taste..
What you do is tilt your head back slightly, put your tongue out and pretend to a shake a salt shaker into your mouth..
If ya do this for a few seconds, you can actually get a salty taste in the back of your throat.

Let me know if it works

cocoshovel

xsiborg wrote: »

your point?

Me knob.


None really, I just like to act stupid.

Joe10000

All I can taste is pepper.