Whose gonna be my one less lonely girl...

EdenHazard

i can't pull anymore sooo im moving to boards to find my one less lonely girl? any takers?

PseudoFamous

Have you been braped?

FearDark

Your threads are horrible.

candy-gal1

whats a one less lonely girl

im slow tonight! :pac:

Balfie

was it not u who only a few weeks ago were sayin that ya could get any woman in any club?

Talkin about how ugly women filled up one club or somethin so ya left cause they were comin onto ya an ya thought it was funny?

Basically makin a complete arse of urself? I could be wrong. But I'm pretty sure it was u..

randylonghorn

EdenHazard wrote: »

i can't pull anymore sooo im moving to boards to find my one less lonely girl? any takers?

Here ya go!

Deus Ex Machina

If you'd stop dropping steaming, corn speckled logs during intercourse you wouldn't have to trawl boards for obese desperadoes!

FearDark

You have the right man Balfie.

Same lad who was giving us male folk here fashion tips a few weeks ago too.

Sharpshooter

EdenHazard wrote: »

i can't pull anymore sooo im moving to boards to find my one less lonely girl? any takers?

Tar will be along as soon as your problem catch's the eye.:pac:

EdenHazard

FearDark wrote: »

Your threads are horrible.

they are poor but have the makings of good threads.

@BALFIE i never said i could pull 'any' women, i said i pull 6/7's(high standard lad) on a regular basis, ived pulled a few 8's but got lucky so.

the thing tho thats in CLUBS, in day to day life im about as smooth with the ladies as that fat english kid on here(he may not be fat he just seems like he would be)

FearDark

Hot Lips wrote: »

Tar will be along as soon as your problem catch's the eye.:pac:

Tar is a girl

FearDark

EdenHazard wrote: »

the thing tho thats in CLUBS, in day to day life im about as smooth with the ladies as that fat english kid on here(he may not be fat he just seems like he would be)

Brummytom? He's not fat. He pulls supermodels. Fact.

EdenHazard

thats the dude

Sharpshooter

FearDark wrote: »

Tar is a girl

tar, is an enigma.;)

Balfie

EdenHazard wrote: »

they are poor but have the makings of good threads.

@BALFIE i never said i could pull 'any' women, i said i pull 6/7's on a regular basis, ived pulled a few 8's but got lucky so.

the thing tho thats in CLUBS, in day to day life im about as smooth with the ladies as that fat english kid on here(he may not be fat he just seems like he would be)

Nah I'm pretty sure ya said ya could get any woman, tis why I remembered the name ya have there cause I instantly thought. What a feckin arsehole.. I'm pretty sure other people did too.

Sorry to break it to ya...

This thread just makes them previous threads of ur's seem kinda funny.. I'd find the posts I'm referring to, but I'm on my phone, so effort.

But well done on makin me laugh.

EdenHazard

candy-gal1 wrote: »

whats a one less lonely girl

im slow tonight! :pac:

candy babe, how do you not know what it is?

EdenHazard

Balfie wrote: »

Nah I'm pretty sure ya said ya could get any woman, tis why I remembered the name ya have there cause I instantly thought. What a feckin arsehole.. I'm pretty sure other people did too.

Sorry to break it to ya...

This thread just makes them previous threads of ur's seem kinda funny.. I'd find the posts I'm referring to, but I'm on my phone, so effort.

But well done on makin me laugh.

Well its not like theres a bunch of 9's in Ireland anyway, 9 and 10's are a rare case, to pull them it takes something special which I sadly don't have, I have to be realistic, I know I can pull but that would just be outta my league so) I can do it with 8's sometimes when I'm on form and I'm looking my best. Pulling like 4 7 outta tens every night is better than most tho.

Balfie

EdenHazard wrote: »

candy babe, how do you not know what it is?

Hahaha ''candy babe'' Hahaha

Get your coat love, ya've pulled..

Next come the cheesy chat up lines,

''is your name Gillette? Cause your the best a man can get''

Haha ya actually crack me up..

''candy babe'' hahahahahahhaha

FearDark

EdenHazard wrote: »

Pulling like 4 7 outta tens every night is better than most tho.

Pulling 47 out of ten is quite impressive.

FearDark

EdenHazard reminds me of a friend of mine who has absolutely no self awareness whatsoever.

EdenHazard

I'm so self-aware, I wish I wasn't. My self-awareness will be the death of me. If anything I'm too self-aware.

Youse are just haters anyway.

neil_

horses

confuseddotcom

EdenHazard wrote: »

i can't pull anymore sooo im moving to boards to find my one less lonely girl? any takers?

"Apparently," :rolleyes: this place isn't supposed to be used for Dating purposes or so I was told before so I don't know why yer allowed post that, and ya haven't even been warned or anything. Maybe Mods let their favourites off the hook I don't know. That must be it.

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Have you been braped?

Love it! Being braped and creepin' breepin' on Boards! :pac: Actually one thing when yer freepin' on Facebook on anyone's public Profile they don't know you've looked at their profile, but here when yer breepin' on Boards they do!

randylonghorn wrote: »

Here ya go!

May I ask why yer referring the Opening Poster to a picture of a cow when they were looking for a girl? :pac: (Oh feic I see now what ya did meh, that's not gonna' work lol! Okay scratch that question!)

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

If you'd stop dropping steaming, corn speckled logs during intercourse you wouldn't have to trawl boards for obese desperadoes!

I could be obese, but just because of that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a desperado! :-/ :P (On a side-note, ewwww, corn-speckled lmao?? :eek::D)

neil_ wrote: »

horses

Feic yer Horse I own a Honda Civic! :P *Hauls obese desperado ass off the laptop, and heads off into the cattle-filled night lookin' for a Hot Date! Yippee!*





Why is Father Dougal's My Lovely Horse song in my head now ..........
:eek:

EdenHazard

was obviously a joke pal

confuseddotcom

I know was just messing hence the 's and the :P's. Ye were funny.

neil_

ur wierd

BBDBB

I've never wanted you more


*wipes away drool

brummytom

EdenHazard wrote: »

the thing tho thats in CLUBS, in day to day life im about as smooth with the ladies as that fat english kid on here(he may not be fat he just seems like he would be)

He's not fat. And does alright with girls, thanks

EdenHazard

ive never seen a pic of you mate, just from what ive read, not dissing you just your boards.ie 'charachter'

starlit

confuseddotcom wrote: »

"Apparently," :rolleyes: this place isn't supposed to be used for Dating purposes or so I was told before so I don't know why yer allowed post that, and ya haven't even been warned or anything. Maybe Mods let their favourites off the hook I don't know. That must be it.

Very true likewise for nightclubs!

Feic yer Horse I own a Honda Civic! :P *Hauls obese desperado ass off the laptop, and heads off into the cattle-filled night lookin' for a Hot Date! Yippee!*

?

Why is Father Dougal's My Lovely Horse song in my head now ..........
:eek:

How'd you manage that??

Sindri

Yis are all #*~&* :mad:

Gangin' up on poor Eden. He may not be the sharpest tool isteach san shack but he pulls women who wear size seven shoes. More than you can say. :mad:

Actually I wonder how he pulls them, hmmm, what are the mechanic of his arms muscle contractions, and if they are actually women. Hmmmm?

randylonghorn

3 lads back in my place tonight, woo

Carles Puyol

This thread is hilarious.