What do you do on the throne??

twirlagig

Ok, apart from the obvious, I'm a devil for the phone - angry birds, the boards, facebook, journal.ie, etc.... Then, there's magazines/newspapers... Don't mention a new Argos catalogue coming out!

RichieC

Android internets.

Overheal

wait for a woman to ask 'what throne?'

twirlagig

Overheal wrote: »

wait for a woman to ask 'what throne?'

I am a woman! :D

W.Shakes-Beer

Read the back of a bleach bottle.

kfallon

I usually 'do' a big brown Nike swoosh.......hate when I have to break it up tho

ScumLord

Command my minions.

af_thefragile

fap...


no?



don't lie!!

TeddyTedson

Just enjoy the peace and tranquility of it all. Life seems to pause on the throne.

twirlagig

kfallon wrote: »

I usually 'do' a big brown Nike swoosh.......hate when I have to break it up tho

:eek:Arrrgh!

TheMilkyPirate

Read the back of shampoo bottles and try to pronounce the long chemical names

KTRIC

Post on boards.ie

Like right now. Felt I had to share that with all of you.

Butterface

How long does it take you to defecate that you have time to read and use your phone?

starbelgrade

How to pass the time while having a dump. It's what the Nintendo DS was invented for.

John Doe1

I dont get the magazine thing at all.

I **** and run

TouchingVirus

Butterface wrote: »

How long does it take you to defecate that you have time to read and use your phone?

Is there a time limit? Take your time, read the morning paper, have a think and enjoy the time to yourself. The throne, you can't beat it

DEFTLEFTHAND

Hold my Sceptre.

starbelgrade

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Hold my Sceptre.

That's not how you spell 'sphincter'.

quietriot

twirlagig wrote: »

I am a woman! :D

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/012/812/tarp-30198.jpg?1251490663

Women don't go to the toilet. Consider yourself exposed, weirdo.

On the topic: I either read the BBC news or play monopoly on the iphone. People still reading labels are probably those still going in wooden outhouses at the back of the tenement building.

Pin_Cushion

I take pictures of the backs of shampoo bottles when I'm in the supermarket. Then I look at the photos on my phone when I'm doing the business. Sucker shampoo companies.

Butterface

TouchingVirus wrote: »

Is there a time limit? Take your time, read the morning paper, have a think and enjoy the time to yourself. The throne, you can't beat it

I like to read my morning paper with my pants on, sitting on a comfortable chair.. not sitting over a bowl with faeces hanging out of me hole!

AngryBollix

starbelgrade wrote: »

That's not how you spell 'sphincter'.

Who holds their sphincter?

twirlagig

quietriot wrote: »

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/012/812/tarp-30198.jpg?1251490663

Women don't go to the toilet.

Well, I do!

kfallon

twirlagig wrote: »

:eek:Arrrgh!

Hey at least I gave an honest answer!

starbelgrade

AngryBollix wrote: »

Who holds their sphincter?

Weirdos.

Kev.OC

Butterface wrote: »

How long does it take you to defecate that you have time to read and use your phone?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9wk9eV6c01qalykoo1_500.jpg

twirlagig wrote: »

Ok, apart from the obvious, I'm a devil for the phone - angry birds, the boards, facebook, journal.ie, etc.... Then, there's magazines/newspapers... Don't mention a new Argos catalogue coming out!

I used to play Angry Birds all the time on the throne (and in boring college lectures), but then I finished it.

BBC News app is where it's at now!

Sharpshooter

Butterface wrote: »

I like to read my morning paper with my pants on, sitting on a comfortable chair.. not sitting over a bowl with faeces hanging out of me hole!

And............ flush!