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Luckiest thing that has ever happened to you?

  • 23-01-2012 2:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭


    for me it was being born a middle class white male in a western democracy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    Put €1 in a drinks machine and got €1.50 back in change. Best day of my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Ever having been born at all. The odds against it are staggering.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    OSI wrote: »
    For me, it was the ability to construct a comprehensible English sentence.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsehole


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Won four euro with a free scratch card.

    Epic day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭whitewave


    bought a 6 pack of rashers. opened the packet and there were 7 rashers in it.

    so much win


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Winning the sperm race, hate to think where I would have ended up if I didn't :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    jester77 wrote: »
    Winning the sperm race, hate to think where I would have ended up if I didn't :eek:

    In a sock:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    jester77 wrote: »
    Winning the sperm race, hate to think where I would have ended up if I didn't :eek:

    I'm into some kinky shít, but i have never had a sperm race!:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I'm into some kinky shít, but i have never had a sperm race!:eek:


    he who comes last wins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,568 ✭✭✭Chinasea


    Took the Ryanair Travel insurance by mistake on my outward journey - when I arrived at destination my bag never arrived.

    Therefore I had to go and buy all new outfits etc., and had a lovely weekend more or less free.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    My brother buying me as a surprise for my birthday a Pink Floyd ticket for their show in Manchester in 1988, that was a surreal 24 hours, what went on before, the gig and afterwards.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Born in Ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    Got refused service in a pub so never bothered drinking alcohol after that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Born in Ulster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Being born with a fantastic spleen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    All those times I didn't take the course that would have led to my death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Beating cancer.

    You can fight it as hard as you like, but you still need that bit of luck which I got.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭Gonzor


    2 girlfriends ago.... I dont know how I ever got her. That was definietly the luckiest day of my life :D Getting caught cheating on her was probably the unluckiest day of my life... literally... the chances must have being a million to one... but still got caught :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Beating cancer.

    You can fight it as hard as you like, but you still need that bit of luck which I got.
    Good to hear that. Lost some one recently close to the family who got cancer. He was in his 80s but still really sad news to hear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 868 ✭✭✭DonalN


    not buying a house.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    The day I met my future (and still present) wife for the first time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Fran1985


    Getting the curly finger from the boss to go into his office to be told my job was no more. Life has only gone up since, i feel better, look better and now earning 50% more than i was on in that kip, and working for nicer people.

    The relief of being told you're being let go from a job you've grown to hate is hard to describe. Helps when you've not got a family to support i'm sure, but i consider it a lucky day in my life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    for me it was being born a middle class white male in a western democracy

    How is that luck? We weren't all just sitting in some big warehouse in sky and assigned to random families around the world. Luck has nothing to do with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    Was about 18 years ago was a barman in a pub called Rileys on the kings road Chelsea well was my day off so i went on the piss as you do, as i was walking
    i decided to go into a betting shop as the lads at the bar were always betting.

    I never betted before but put 10 quid each way on a horse called high land lad
    it was 50-1 carried on a pub crawl few hours had passed so made my way back popped in to see how the horse did, It won yes not at 50-1 but 66-1

    The guy behind the counter asked how i done it as he was paying me out in 50 pound notes i was half cut and amazed that i had won.

    Any way went to another pub call the rat and parrot and who was sitting at the counter only George Best told him and the lads there about the bet, winnings, etc, bought the whole bar a drink was about dozen or so in there.

    Called a mate in west London and said were heading to string fellows my treat
    any way as the night went on there i got chatting with two girls ended up going back to there place and yes it was a three some and a great night.

    So that has got to be a lucky day for me that day won,met george best got laid what a great day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    It was the last night of my Stag in Las Vegas and and I was down to a $25 chip so I said I would play that $25 in blackjack till I lost and go to bed. 30 min later and I'm still playing the same chip but up nearly $400 didn't loose a single hand. The odds for that are sky high. Still have the chip...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    patwicklow wrote: »
    Was about 18 years ago was a barman in a pub called Rileys on the kings road Chelsea well was my day off so i went on the piss as you do, as i was walking
    i decided to go into a betting shop as the lads at the bar were always betting.

    I never betted before but put 10 quid each way on a horse called high land lad
    it was 50-1 carried on a pub crawl few hours had passed so made my way back popped in to see how the horse did, It won yes not at 50-1 but 66-1

    The guy behind the counter asked how i done it as he was paying me out in 50 pound notes i was half cut and amazed that i had won.

    Any way went to another pub call the rat and parrot and who was sitting at the counter only George Best told him and the lads there about the bet, winnings, etc, bought the whole bar a drink was about dozen or so in there.

    Called a mate in west London and said were heading to string fellows my treat
    any way as the night went on there i got chatting with two girls ended up going back to there place and yes it was a three some and a great night.

    So that has got to be a lucky day for me that day won,met george best got laid what a great day.

    Ya lucky fecker.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    won tenner on a scratch card tonight, won a 140 playing roulette last Thursday, won a competition online with a value of 300 euro just before Christmas. I rarely enter competitions or buy lottery tickets and only do it when I'm feeling lucky, I'm just good at knowing what that feeling is. In that sense I'm fairly lucky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 77 ✭✭DitzyPoo92


    Emmmm I won a blank cassette tape when I was younger.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭gaf1983


    On Friday night I saw a guy who looked and dressed exactly like a good friend of mine about to tuck into a freshly wrapped kebab, I went up to him and took a huge bite out of it, then we both realised neither of us knew who the hell each other was. Turns out he was an American who just said "WHAT THE HELL, MAN!!! WHAT THE HELL!!" In fairness I had thought he was my friend Decky, which was why I did it.

    We were both absolutely speechless with the shock of it all, and when he told his friends what had just happened, none of them seemed to have believed him because it was just a ridiculous thing to happen.

    I just skulked off into the shadows, fairly lucky not to have got my head kicked in. I met the real Decky standing a couple of metres away.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    im still alive, healthy, and have lots of fun options for my life :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Being the fastest swimmer out of millions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    DitzyPoo92 wrote: »
    Emmmm I won a blank cassette tape when I was younger.......

    Mix tape!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Redditor


    Not buying a house. Friend of mine who would be a few years older and has a good job bought a place in 2006. He could own 4 or 5 apartments for that money now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Getting off a drunken phone call to my missus early, while I was in Thailand standing in the water facing away from the beach, oblivious to the fact that the tide was fast coming in.

    I can't swim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Redditor


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    Getting off a drunken phone call to my missus early, while I was in Thailand standing in the water facing away from the beach, oblivious to the fact that the tide was fast coming in.

    I can't swim
    I don't get how this is lucky.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    I won an Xbox 360 and Guitar Hero off the radio once, also won a car stereo which I gave to a friend as I don't drive. Also managed to get the last ever paid internship with my current organisation as they're bringing in a new unpaid model now - how jammy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Redditor wrote: »
    I don't get how this is lucky.

    Coz I decided to turn around when I did and see how far out I was and how high the water was getting. Any longer and I woulda been fooked!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭cian68


    Beating cancer.

    You can fight it as hard as you like, but you still need that bit of luck which I got.

    yeah that's pretty good, but how does it compare to seven rashers in a six pack?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 706 ✭✭✭MoonDancer


    I have depression & anxiety and a single parent. Had a pretty tough year last year.
    My electricity was cut off on me one morning. I borrowed the money to get it back on, and the next day I come home to find St Vincent de Paul had stuck €80 dunnes vouchers into my letter box.
    I cried.


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