Sh!t Cyclists Say [Funny]

CheGuedara · 22-01-2012 8:54pm #1

Just saw this - pretty funny stuff. How many sound like something you've said - have to say some sounded familiar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM

Plastik · 22-01-2012 8:58pm

Is this a Strava segment

patrick151 · 22-01-2012 9:04pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW7xzBC-qa0

GTDolanator · 22-01-2012 9:35pm

HA thats fooking gas!sounds like most of the people on here

TheBlaaMan · 22-01-2012 10:08pm

CheGuedara wrote: »

Just saw this - pretty funny stuff. How many sound like something you've said - have to say some sounded familiar!

Painfully close to the truth on some of those...............whoops!

Mind you, he forgot "I climb well for my weight"

happytramp · 23-01-2012 12:05am

My girlfriend reckons the only thing missing is my repeated asking for her to pick up my bike and see if it feels lighter every time i change some tiny thing.

busyliving · 23-01-2012 12:11am

Yes headwinds do suck:D

Dubba · 23-01-2012 12:20am

Funny stuff, loving the nose blowing @0.55, especially in the coffee shop :cool:

on_the_nickel · 23-01-2012 8:55am

- "See your man way up the front of the group there? Got blown out the arse of an A4 after 10 km last week."
-"Jaysus".
-"Yea, sure what chance have we if he can't hold on"
-"Too fecking right. Pints tonight?"
-"Deffo".

Miklos · 23-01-2012 9:00am

Great fun. The '**** [thingys] Say' format is a good'un!

sy · 11-03-2012 12:05pm

Mods may move this to Video thread but thought it might be worth hearing your suggestions as to what he may have left out

Do you have to shim your shoes... !
One of my legs is longer than the other..

Can I borrow a pump..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM

Apologies if this was posted previously

ednwireland · 11-03-2012 12:22pm

thread merged do a search

ednwireland

alexanderomahon · 11-03-2012 12:44pm

why do they call them pedestrians? they don’t ****ing pedal.

From http://mother****ingbike.com/

victorcarrera · 11-03-2012 1:08pm

"That's a flat course. Big ring all the way."

Or giving advice to a commuter or leisure cyclist that might save them 100 g, cost them € 100 and would be more appropriate to a pro tour rider.