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So a priest, a peadophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

  • 21-01-2012 8:18pm
    #1
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭


    ......... to get to the other side!

    AA HAAA HA! HO HEE! Do you gEt it? You see, he wanted to walk over to the other side of the road. It's a clever play on words, involving chickens, Eamon Dunphy and the unnatural need for poultry to see what's on the side of the road that they aren't on. wanting what he can't have? maybe. Why wood he want to go over the road, he's a chicken. All he needs to be concerned about is being tasty!

    wait I don't think I told that joke correctly.


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  • #2
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUIdzTyXjYE6QhtXrgnGDAEjnfN3gIJz3OLDKDQ-95lFlel3NJ


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    lol!


  • #4
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Okay do not freak out. I think there is a large ass eating predatory sandwhich behind you.
    It can only be stopped with a beach ball of unusual size.


  • #5
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    HE THEN ORDERS A DRINK!

    Knew it was up there somewhere.


  • #6
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    lol!

    Love you lots too.


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  • #7
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Fago! wrote: »
    Love you lots too.
    back the **** up bitch, she's mine! :mad:


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    back the **** up bitch, she's mine! :mad:

    I'll call ripley's.


  • #9
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago it's over you fugging c*mdumpster slutbag.


  • #10
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Hey I am not a fug


  • #11
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I can't believe both of youse were cheating on me I mean really


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm not cheating on you baby, come here give us a hug x


  • #13
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I love you Sam. The only person not breaking my delicate little heart xo ((((hug))))


  • #14
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I love you, go get fit for me, I think you are getting a little chubby x


  • #15
    steve_kav
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 119 ✭✭steve_kav


    So a priest, a peadophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

    Were the priest, the phedophile and the rapist all the one person???

    P.s you spelt phedo incorrectly


  • #16
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    PAYDOUGH


  • #17
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ouch.


  • #18
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    A bar walks into a blond and goes "why the long face?"


  • #19
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    steve_kav wrote: »
    So a priest, a peadophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

    Were the priest, the phedophile and the rapist all the one person???

    P.s you spelt phedo incorrectly

    Yeah well you smell like the inside of an ant.


  • #20
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Slightly acidic?


  • #21
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Not that far up the ph scale.


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  • #22
    steve_kav
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 119 ✭✭steve_kav


    Fago! wrote: »
    Yeah well you smell like the inside of an ant.

    Last time I checked smelt like cheese


  • #23
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Dont ants smell like chicken? why does everything smell like chicken? do girls find the smell of chicken off men appealing?


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