3 friends that have useful jobs

thunderdog

I was thinking about this tonight-what friends I have that have jobs that can be useful to me....for example a friend that has a job whereby you can get lots of free stuff from them or a friend that can offer their skill to you for free....something along those lines!

Sounds very selfish I know but more a bit of fun than anything else.

So list 3 jobs you would like your friends to have that would be of use to you. I'll get the ball rolling with some obvious ones:

1. Doctor/pharmacist-get you free prescriptions and pills
2. Barman-get you cheap/free drinks on the sly
3. IT specialist-bit boring I know, but we all need that boring friend to help us with all our technical needs such as fixing a "blue screen of death" or getting rid of a virus that attached itself to one of our dodgy downloads

Anyway thats 3 off the top of my head. There are many more I can think of but its actually quite hard to pick only 3. Give it a go. These jobs can be of real or fictional friends!;)

AnonoBoy

In order of importance:

• Cop
• Judge
• Politician

davet82

Prostitute, ice-cream man, American president

Sindri

Porn star.

Crèche owner.

Slave owner.

El Weirdo

Drug dealer.

Sofaspud

Coke Dealer.
Hooker.
Doctor.

My name is URL

I'll take 3 hookers please Bob

bleg

thunderdog wrote: »

1. Doctor/pharmacist-get you free prescriptions and pills

Better be a pharmacist that owns his/her own shop, employee pharmacists only get a discount. My sis is a doc though and it's pretty handy alright.

RickRoll

Car Mechanic
Publican
Brothel owner

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Priest.
Marriage counsellor.
Hitman.

In that order.

God
budda
Ja

PrettyBoy

• Guard
• Solicitor
• Face Kicker

saa

Guidance counsellor,
life coach,
Reiki practitioner.

..obviously.

davet82

My name is URL wrote: »

I'll take 3 hookers please Bob

Pimp

policarp

Doctor.
Handyman.
Handywoman.

EGAR

Vet
Vet
Vet


I have a lot of animals .

charlemont

Hash/Weed dealer
Garda
Recruitment interviewer
Mechanic
Slut

cloptrop

Money lender
The genie out of aladdin.
And hailey off coronation street.

ilovesleep

Doctor
masseur
builder

Mr Keek

We have the best estate for neighbours, 8 houses and we have a plumber, electrician, mechanic, Garda and a paramedic.

Great neighbours and someone to call on for any emergency.

Only downside was smoking a joint in the back garden and a shade living 2 doors up!

gizmorox

My friend's a flight attendant,cheap buddy flights are great:D

Mr Keek

gizmorox wrote: »

My friend's a flight attendant,cheap buddy flights are great:D

... And duty free

cloptrop

my friends a flight attendant and he keeps rubbing my leg in an inappropriate way.

paky

john
paul
doyle

Aoifey!

Politician
Bar Owner
Drug Dealer

gsxr1

why do people include handy men with doctors.

Yet dont pay the handy man very well(new tittle for anyone in the building trade or from Poland).

(I am not a handy man)

cloptrop

A pool cue
A washing machine
A step ladder

oops was meant to be a pm to big poppa brown bear , how did it end up here.

Arpa

I'm pretty lucky in this regard.

1. Sister - Barrister (Though I don't think she'd be any use to me except giving advice).
2. Friend - Chemist (If you know Owsley from the Acid Test, that's him)
3. Friend - Barman (Obvious benefits)

cloptrop

bATMAN
pROFESSOR X
Paul Scholes.

cofy

Psychiatrist - just look at the hour of the morning it is, and I'm still awake:eek:

mikemac1

Solicitor
Bike mechanic
Taximan

I've gotten freebies from all three