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The Pox

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    What a pox..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    oooh another pandemic. awesome!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Hairy Japanese B*stards!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    squirrel pox

    Is that the virus or the dessert topping we are talking about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    It's their own fault, they're passing the pox by nibbling each other's nuts.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    A sore finger is a sore thing, but a sore thing is not a sore finger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Poor reds will never get back to good numbers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Poor reds will never get back to good numbers.

    Maybe thats the answer to the Ginger question?!?

    We infect gingers with the red squirrel pox and their numbers will decrease.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Thought this was gonna be a thread about Daithi O'Se!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    squirrels are only rats with good PR


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    All joking aside, this is a pretty nasty disease, which means a rather slow and painful death for the animals that contract it, and leads to local and regional extinctions. In the past, red squirrels from unaffected areas have eventually spread back into places where the disease has wiped out all members of the species, but this has not been possible since the arrival of the American invader a little over a century ago. Now, as soon as the reds have died out, their former habitats are taken over by the greys, which are bigger, breed faster and eat a much wider range of foods. On top of everything else, the American invaders carry the disease, but are immune to it themselves. :cool:

    It will be said indeed if one day we can never again see those beautiful red squirrels in Ireland.:(

    When humans get the "pox", at least they can console themselves that they've had a bit of jiggy-jiggy fun - and it can be cured nowadays as well - but the poor red squirrels have done nothing to deserve their sad fate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    syklops wrote: »
    Maybe thats the answer to the Ginger question?!?

    We infect gingers with the red squirrel pox and their numbers will decrease.

    Ixnay on the inger-jay ensing-clay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I bet the dirty greys are behind this.

    Baxtards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    A pox on all your dreys!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Its always the foreigners fault.

    I say we get a good ol' fashioned lynch mob going. That'll teach the blac...er...I mean grey squirrels.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Poor little guys. :(

    Before everyone starts being racist towards grey squirrels; they didn't choose to come here.
    Are grey squirrels native to Ireland?
    Grey squirrels are not native to Ireland, but originally came from the forests of eastern North America. The Irish population originated from a single introduction in 1911, at Castle Forbes in Co. Longford; apparently they were introduced at a wedding party. Since then, grey squirrels have colonised 20 counties in Ireland, and the spread is continuing.
    http://www.wicklowmountainsnationalpark.ie/GreySquirrel.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    So it's the immigrants fault. :mad:

    Send those greys back to where they came from


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Poor little guys. :(

    Before everyone starts being racist towards grey squirrels; they didn't choose to come here.
    http://www.wicklowmountainsnationalpark.ie/GreySquirrel.html

    Partly guessed the English were involved :p

    How does on identify a diseased squirrel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    So it's the immigrants fault. :mad:

    Send those greys back to where they came from

    We can't. It was the most successful of all the British plantations.

    At least these scallywags don't march up and down with flutes and pipe bands, gloating about the Battle of the Boyne, I suppose.\
    How does on identify a diseased squirrel?
    If you've ever seen Shaun of he Dead, it's something like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Partly guessed the English were involved :p

    How does on identify a diseased squirrel?

    Here's info on the symptoms in different stages


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    derp


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