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List of New "Charges"

  • 19-01-2012 12:44pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭


    I cannot seem to keep up with all the new "charges" being thrown on us by this new FG/LAB government (what a shower of traitors). Can we make a list of how much more expenses we have now - so far I can think of


    The "Household" Charge
    The "Broadcasting" Charge

    How else are they deciding to drain us.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    They're also bringing in a new ejaculation tax I believe.
    Enda will have his face near your missus's bush to calculate the amount of spunk ejaculated.

    Just try not to get his face, he loves that.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 41,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gumbo


    I cannot seem to keep up with all the new "charges" being thrown on us by this new FG/LAB government (what a shower of traitors). Can we make a list of how much more expenses we have now - so far I can think of


    The "Household" Charge
    The "Broadcasting" Charge

    How else are they deciding to drain us.

    dont forget to subtract the TV Licence charge, as the broadcasting charge will replace that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Overdone thread charge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Breathing charge
    Blinking charge


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 41,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gumbo


    "New Thread" charge


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I cannot seem to keep up with all the new "charges" being thrown on us by this new FG/LAB government (what a shower of traitors). Can we make a list of how much more expenses we have now - so far I can think of


    The "Household" Charge
    The "Broadcasting" Charge

    How else are they deciding to drain us.

    I'm surprised that someone with your username forgot the water charge, although you did mention "drain".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    The charge charge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Don't forget the Bear Tax


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I'm surprised that someone with your username forgot the water charge, although you did mention "drain".

    I did think of the water charge, but that won't be until next year (when everyone gets used to this years charges)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Kojak wrote: »
    Breathing charge
    Blinking charge

    I like blinking I do.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭TroutMask


    The Broadcasting charge is a disgraceful proposition - I have no TV, and for a good reason: the programming is either rubbish or so ad-adulterated that the programmes become unwatchable. We choose to buy/rent films & boxsets and
    watch them through a projector. What next!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "Thanks" charge: You have to declare all your thanks received on Boards and pay 40c per thank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Galtee


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    They're also bringing in a new ejaculation tax I believe.
    Enda will have his face near your missus's bush to calculate the amount of spunk ejaculated.

    Just try not to get his face, he loves that.

    That's only a rumour, you're a little premature with that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    More like anal discharge amiright!


    No, I am not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    "Thanks" charge: You have to declare all your thanks received on Boards and pay 40c per thank.


    I hope not - otherwise I'll be getting a tax bill for over €14,000. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I hope not - otherwise I'll be getting a tax bill for over €14,000. :eek:

    You can become a "thanks exile" by posting through a proxy server and claiming that your posts were posted abroad and thus tax exempt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I hope not - otherwise I'll be getting a tax bill for over €14,000. :eek:


    ..and the government won't even thank you if you pay it.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    You can become a "thanks exile" by posting through a proxy server and claiming that your posts were posted abroad and thus tax exempt.

    Not after starting this thread yesterday.. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76595702


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭TroutMask


    Codpiece charge? A tax on all codpieces (whether you have one or not!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    TroutMask wrote: »
    Codpiece charge? A tax on all codpieces (whether you have one or not!)

    Or trout masks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    A charge for anytime you say 'sorry'. Since Irish people say 'sorry' a lot its going to be a particularly expensive tax.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Not after starting this thread yesterday.. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76595702

    Maybe you can get a "willingness to pay taxes" tax break.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,415 ✭✭✭✭gimli2112


    Don't forget the Bear Tax


    What th.... Let the bears pay the bear tax


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭readyletsgo


    gimli2112 wrote: »
    What th.... Let the bears pay the bear tax


    I already pay Homer tax.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    There should be a path tax for pedestrians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I cannot seem to keep up with all the new "charges" being thrown on us by this new FG/LAB government (what a shower of traitors). Can we make a list of how much more expenses we have now - so far I can think of


    The "Household" Charge
    The "Broadcasting" Charge

    How else are they deciding to drain us.

    The "Household" Charge
    The "Broadcasting" Charge

    Universal social charge

    Insurance levy.

    Vat increase.

    Septic tank inspection fees


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    It would also make sense to tax us for the cost of printing English signs in a clearly Irish speaking country


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    gimli2112 wrote: »
    What th.... Let the bears pay the bear tax

    Well I don't see any bears around here , do you ??

    A tax worth paying in my mind ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    the leaving town tax.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    er....... the puffy directing pants tax


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭TroutMask


    Or trout masks.
    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭sunshiner


    the small animal tax


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    They're also bringing in a new ejaculation tax I believe.
    Enda will have his face near your missus's bush to calculate the amount of spunk ejaculated.

    Just try not to get his face, he loves that.
    I hear if it's with another person then they absorb it- on your own it's self assessed


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