How long can you safely hold in a poo for?

Broads.ie · 19-01-2012 12:21am #1

There have been times where due to environmental circumstances, I couldn't go for a shyte. The longest I've held one in is probably close to two days.

My question is, can we hold it in for a week, say, and then on Sunday just make an absolutely MASSIVE dump of all the waste from Monday - Saturday? Would your bowels burst? Or would all the juices get absorbed through the rectal wall back into the blood stream leaving a rock hard dessicated nugget of pure carbon?

I'm turtle necking right now as I type.

Indubitable · 19-01-2012 12:23am

You will **** diamonds.

I wish flutt was here

paky · 19-01-2012 12:23am

i developed a hernia from keeping my poo in as a kid. my sister told me that if i sat on the toilet seat i would be bitten by earwigs.

ejmaztec · 19-01-2012 12:23am

Another sh1t thread, in before the flush.

onedaysoon · 19-01-2012 12:24am

Until it starts running down me leg..

TheZohanS · 19-01-2012 12:24am

Broads.ie wrote: »

There have been times where due to environmental circumstances, I couldn't go for a shyte. The longest I've held one in is probably close to two days.

My question is, can we hold it in for a week, say, and then on Sunday just make an absolutely MASSIVE dump of all the waste from Monday - Saturday? Would your bowels burst? Or would all the juices get absorbed through the rectal wall back into the blood stream leaving a rock hard dessicated nugget of pure carbon?

I'm turtle necking right now as I type.

Hmm...sounds as if you have TB. Have you seen a doctor lately?

Sindri · 19-01-2012 12:24am

As long as you want. But my medically prognosis is you would probably die if you held it in too long. Are you by any chance OP, interested in anal eroticism?