How to not make a complete arse of yourself.....

fro9etb8j5qsl2

I've been off sick from work for the last while and I've been slowly but surely going just a little bit mad. So today, to try and occupy the vacuous chunk of drivel tv daytime, I decided to play a little dress up.

2 hours I spent straightening my Halloween wig and putting on layer after layer of theatrical-esque makeup. And there I was, standing in the mirror marvelling at the lady gaga staring back at me when my phone started to ring. An ever so kind colleague reminding me of the very important meeting we have at 5pm....

So here I am, with half an hour to my meeting with a face full of what is now apparent to be extremely waterproof eyeliner in the shape of a large blue lightening bolt sprawled across my cheek not to mention the glitter and mascara.....

Note to self: enrol in an evening class or summit....

Temptamperu

You should gone with the make-up on and acted completly serious.

smash

Are you sure you're a guy?

JustAddWater

smash wrote: »

Are you sure you're a guy?

Eh with the username MrsPostman???

Damari Tasteless Mafioso wrote: »

Domitius Felix Invictus Aurelianus

looks like ur losing urself in the 'role' u are trying to play, fair play, im off sick to at the mo and have been parading around the house all day dressed up like a roman legionnaire

smash

JustAddWater wrote: »

Eh with the username MrsPostman???

Phew... I didn't see the 's', thought it was Mrpostman.

phill106

Surely if you are too sick to work (Certified as being on sick leave) you would be too sick for a meeting?

Sindri

Act like it was a fancy dress meeting and lambast your fellow employees for their lack of effort.

Abi

I'm more worried that you chose lady gaga to dress up as. Would a zombie or something not have been a better choice?

Celly Smunt

go on the dole,you can wear whatever you want.

pinkpetal

I go out looking like that everyday

3ndahalfof6

smash wrote: »

Are you sure you're a guy?

you were reading it mrsportsman, go on say you were

Guill

Pics or GTFO

Sinfonia

JustAddWater wrote: »

Eh with the username MrsPostman???

Mr. S. Postman

saa

Well depends what's keeping you off work and how much longer have you got to stay at home for, you'd want to read a book, put in a bit of structure or something for the sake of your mental health :~)

Attabear

Sinfonia wrote: »

Mr. S. Postman

Mr. Susan Postman

BlimpyBoy

You have 30 minutes to get some waterproof makeup off and get to a meeting and you decide the best thing to do is go on boards?

Some great decision making going on today. :pac:

fro9etb8j5qsl2

phill106 wrote: »

Surely if you are too sick to work (Certified as being on sick leave) you would be too sick for a meeting?

Twas a union thing and I'm on the board so I had to be there

Guill wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

Do you really wanna go there?? Everyone knows what lady gaga looks like so I'm sure you can get the picture

BlimpyBoy wrote: »

You have 30 minutes to get some waterproof makeup off and get to a meeting and you decide the best thing to do is go on boards?

Some great decision making going on today. :pac:

It was pretty evident after the first 5 minutes of frantic face scrubbing that the situation wasn't getting any better.... Managed to get half the lightning bolt off and kinda covered what was left of it with my hair :pac: Bar wearing sunglasses, nothing could be done about the black smeared panda eyes or glitter though so I looked like I'd been out partying all night....

Kevin Duffy

This is the worst "How I started cross dressing" story I've ever heard.

Son Of A Vidic

Op you should have gone the way you were and just told them..♫ Baby I born this way, I was born this way...♫