Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Blueballs

  • 16-01-2012 1:41pm
    #1
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭


    Have you ever suffered from Blueballs? What the longest you have gone with Blueballs? Any more than 2 days and I start to get a pain in my stomach, the pressure needs to be released.


Comments

  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The Smurfs have blue balls all the time.


  • #3
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Wipe the screen and keyboard when you're finished please.


  • #4
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    No thats cancer


  • #5
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    The Smurfs have blue balls all the time.

    Not after smurfette moved in. The slut.


  • #6
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Have you ever suffered from Blueballs? What the longest you have gone with Blueballs? Any more than 2 days and I start to get a pain in my stomach, the pressure needs to be released.
    No it doesn't. Your body will naturally break it down in a few days.
    Linda Grumpy Eve wrote:
    Not after smurfette moved in. The slut.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTWjPHfXnUE


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Any more than 2 days and I start to get a pain in my stomach, the pressure needs to be released.

    That's bollix


  • #8
    pokertalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭pokertalk


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Have you ever suffered from Blueballs? What the longest you have gone with Blueballs? Any more than 2 days and I start to get a pain in my stomach, the pressure needs to be released.

    prob gone blue from choking them


  • #9
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    never heard of it


  • #10
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    WTF are blueballs!?!:confused:


  • #11
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    This thread is charming, but it hurts if I try to stand up.


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    WTF are blueballs!?!:confused:

    "the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should. "

    sounds lovely!


  • #13
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Captain_Generic wrote: »
    No thats cancer

    actually if he has blue balls and pains i'd see a doctor asap... make sure you've wiped your arse properly cos the doctor will be sticking his/her finger up there to check your prostate.


  • #14
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Yakult wrote: »
    "the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should. "

    sounds lovely!

    ahhhhhh so only armless men get them then


  • #15
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    IM0 wrote: »
    ahhhhhh so only armless men get them then

    "Now your a man, man man man" etc..


  • #16
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Its a myth

    http://www.dinahproject.com/articles_view_details.asp?id=229


  • #17
    smallBiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭smallBiscuit


    can be very painful, the only solution I've found is fap fap fap

    But it's ok, it's for medical reasons :)


  • #18
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Have you ever suffered from Blueballs? What the longest you have gone with Blueballs? Any more than 2 days and I start to get a pain in my stomach, the pressure needs to be released.

    Is that you Larry?

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #19
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Does a fear gorm have blueballs?


Advertisement