This made my night !

niamhx

I work nights, one of the foreign girls points out a spider on the wall as im passing (she knows I hate the things)

She shouts out, look niamhx a "paddy long legs" I'm still pmsl Tis the little in things in life.

Any of your foreign friends mix things up like this ?

sparrowcar

I presume you've heard the "thanks, Pennies" one?

If not...

Irish girl see's a Polish friend in a new blazer from Zara which she was going to buy herself. The Irish girl says your jacket is gorgeous and the Polish girl replies "Thanks, Pennies".

Confused the Irish girl asks did she not get it in Zara to which the Polish girl replies "yes".

The Polish girl though "Thanks, Pennies" was an Irish way of saying "Thanks a million" or "Thanks very much" instead of it just being a way for people to not try and hide the fact that they bought something in Pennies.

working fool

A mate of mine is russian
We where in a centra getting lunch
And he asked the girl for a "cockbox " !
I told him no its a chicken box
And he spent 5 mins explains to me that cock tastes much nicer than the hen .

We don't go there anymore

Micky Dolenz

working fool wrote: »

A mate of mine is russian
We where in a centra getting lunch
And he asked the girl for a "cockbox " !
I told him no its a chicken box
And he spent 5 mins explains to me that cock tastes much nicer than the hen .

We don't go there anymore

Did you give him some cock to eat?

niamhx

Pennies one is priceless, I've never heard that before ! Lol

I can just imagine the girls face in centra, not sure I'd be back either lol

cournioni

I went to the cinema a girl one time, when she went up to the counter she asked for some lightly buttered cock porn. The dirty bitch.