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Eating, ****ting and ****ing

  • 15-01-2012 2:15am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭


    To paraphrase Joey Ramone, his favourite things in life were eating, shi#ting and fu#king. I think the man knew what he was about.

    What are other users' favourite things in life?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭RickRoll


    *****ring


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Bodily functions are over rated imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I like ****ing *****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    cuddles and spooning, they are awesome :cool:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Sleeping, smoking, rimming.



    Awhhh yea..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    Telling people to cúnt off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    yeah he'd be right, really. I'd replace the sh!tting with something else though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Sleeping
    Showering
    Swimming

    My version of the three S's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    Nah - he just didnt make it to the top, then its being fed, being cleaned, and being old?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    ******* **** ****** ***** ****ing *******.
    I think you'll all agree.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Idiots. Everyone knows that ****ing is the best thing you can do after ****ing, ****ing comes close though. At the end of the day its all about ****ing however.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Asterisking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Kim_Il_Jong


    Winning.

    winning here, winning there, win win win.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Sex and Drugs or my all time favorite both at the same time :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Winning.

    winning here, winning there, win win win.

    Bi winning?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Smoking should be added to his list.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Kim_Il_Jong


    simultaneously driving a little too fast while eating chocolate and blasting metal.

    doing a kind of hand slide thing (difficult to describe) down the stairs and pretending im a russian submariner or sailor and its a red alert.

    the breakdance wavey thing, especially if i just juggled something and then three pointed it in the bin.

    doin tit craaig daavid voice from bo selecta and that, tis proper bo i tell thee.
    and also the mel B 'OW DO'? and calling people a raas-clart like the bear.

    hyperbrushing my teeth - its like normal brushing but at maximum speed, with a bit of rock anger thrown in.

    im sure there are others.

    edit - also distance and height urination, especially outdoors.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    Try doing them all at once


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff



    hyperbrushing my teeth - its like normal brushing but at maximum speed, with a bit of rock anger thrown in.
    you know they have electric toothbrushes that can do that for you now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Babybuff wrote: »
    you know they have electric toothbrushes that can do that for you now?
    Its not the same at all.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    Its not the same at all.
    no, it's so much better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Drinking, smoking, sex, and pondering why hedonism appeals so much to me.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Beer. Cigarettes. Asians.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,008 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Drinking high quality wheat beer. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    Having sex with my hand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 onedaysoon


    Drinking and screwing whores


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Women(s)
    Meat(s)
    Alcohol(s)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    wilkie2006 wrote: »
    To paraphrase Joey Ramone, his favourite things in life were eating, shi#ting and fu#king. I think the man knew what he was about.

    What are other users' favourite things in life?

    Is the second one Shifting? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    *** ****** * ******* *** ***** ******* * ************ **** * *** *** ******* ************ *********


    Best afternoon ever.


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