The simple life?

ForeverYoung90

What does it mean to you?With all the hussle and bustle of modern life what is the simple life?

Deus Ex Machina

Avoiding things that could cause you to die young or go crazy, i.e. absolutely no craic whatsoever.

BunShopVoyeur

No internet, no phone.


Such peace and quiet.

Maximus Alexander

Having to farm your own chickens and vegetables? No thanks, I'd rather watch the football.

Duggy747

Being left completely alone and surrounded by silence. It's like time slows down, then.

I love it.

El Weirdo

All I can think about is those two vacuous bints on that ridiculous fucking TV show.

I wouldn't mind, but I think I only ever saw about half an episode.

Gee Bag

Living out in the countryside, learning to play the banjo and marrying my first cousin

sunflower27

Having a log cabin out in the middle of nowhere with a veggie patch. Living near a spring or waterfall. Like Little House on the Prairie.

Maximus Alexander

It means you's have to rely on mobile internet and have trouble getting a 3G signal.

ScumLord

Being some sort of lord with servants, once something becomes to complicated, like tying your shoelaces or learning the rules of the road, you just get your servant to do it for you.

Chuck Stone

Subsistence farming.

Gilldog

The Simple Life; that god awful show that made Paris Hilton famous...no not the sex-tape, the other one....


I feel like a dirt bird just talking about it ((shudders))

FatherLen

the simple life for me is doing what makes me happy and not having to worry about money or college.

cocalolaman

When people don't say the phrase "hussle and bustle".

I like when people don't say that.

Killer Pigeon

Waking up in the morning, totally in the nip beside your partner. Getting out of bed and opening the large window in your bedroom overlooking the rolling fields of lush green grass. The smell of cow-shite on your nostrils but you're used to it now, boy, you're used to it now. 'tis the life of a farmer; a simple life where your set your own hours and make your own rules.

Gee Bag

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Waking up in the morning, totally in the nip beside your partner. Getting out of bed and opening the large window in your bedroom overlooking the rolling fields of lush green grass.

Put some clothes on first you disgusting pervert!!

ForeverYoung90

cocalolaman wrote: »

When people don't say the phrase "hussle and bustle".

I like when people don't say that.

To quote the legendary Fr.Jack "Im soooo soooo soooo sorrrry!";)

Killer Pigeon

Gee Bag wrote: »

Put some clothes on first you disgusting pervert!!

It's my house, Gee Bag, I can do what I want!

Gee Bag

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

It's my house, gee bag, I can do what I want!

You said it was a large window........


think of the children!


I implore you, think of the children!

Killer Pigeon

Gee Bag wrote: »

You said it was a large window........


think of the children!


I implore you, think of the children!

There ain't no children for miles around, it be fiiiiiine. Me and my partner can go out do it in the barn yard, like Heath Ledge and Jake Gyllenhaal, it be okay.

ScumLord

Gee Bag wrote: »

You said it was a large window........


think of the children!


I implore you, think of the children!

Thinking of children will only get him in more trouble.