CRUMBS!!!!!

watermark

My girlfriend knows my boards name so I will try to be nice about this. She will eat a sambo or biscuit or whatever and crumbs fly from it as if they are escaping from jail....onto the floor. They will not be cleaned up immediately, or even in the next few minutes. Days sometimes....(ok thats an exaggeration)

It drives me nuts.... its like they drop in slow motion

Anybody else suffer from this?

p.s. if you're reading this honey, i love you

Biggins

watermark wrote: »

p.s. if you're reading this honey, i love you

Aaa... bless!
Another pistol-wipped poor sod!

Welcome to the club!

Lady Chuckles

Do you help her with chores around the house? If you don't, you have no reason to moan about crumbs that she cleans up after a while anyway

... Also: it would be worse if she ate the biscuits in bed and you'd have to sleep on the crumbs

RachaelVO

You're DEAD when she sees this...

Ask her to let us all know when the funeral is, we'll all come and with bags of crumbs to sprinkle all over your grave!

Sindri

*Typical female response*

It's YOUR fault.

Biggins

Could be worse Op.
The crumbs could be in the bed.
Its bad when your making whoopee and all of a sudden you find bits of a jaffa cake gotten into nice places!
The situation gets real sticky!

Mr Benevolent

Women rarely clean up after themselves OP. Get used to it.

Could be worse Op.
The crumbs could be in the bed.

Arrgh, crumbs in bed, the bane of my life. Caught my girlfriend eating crisps on the bed yesterday - might as well stick thumbtacks between the sheets!

Frank Black

watermark wrote: »

My girlfriend knows my boards name so I will try to be nice about this. She will eat a sambo or biscuit or whatever and crumbs fly from it as if they are escaping from jail....onto the floor.

Is your girlfriend the Cookie Monster?

watermark

Lady Chuckles wrote: »

Do you help her with chores around the house? If you don't, you have no reason to moan about crumbs that she cleans up after a while anyway

... Also: it would be worse if she ate the biscuits in bed and you'd have to sleep on the crumbs

of course i help around the house. im the poster child for 21st century man
now that ya mention it........

frag420

Surely it aint as bad as your thread last week about her not washing or shaving and how she has bad breath as all she eats is cheese and now she has gotten fat and the smell of her fat body odour and cheese breath is making you wretch!!!*

I think it prudent you change your username fortwith!!

















*if your the OP's girlfriend he did not really say the above. he actually said you were rather sweet but you need to sort out the crumbs!!

mfceiling

Biggins wrote: »

Could be worse Op.
The crumbs could be in the bed.
Its bad when your making whoopee and all of a sudden you find bits of a jaffa cake gotten into nice places!
The situation gets real sticky!

Fcuk sake biggins....I'm trying to have my breakfast here...

smash

Buy her a bib

Biggins

mfceiling wrote: »

Fcuk sake biggins....I'm trying to have my breakfast here...

Jaffa cakes too?

MugMugs

Blast her with............. A Dyson?

tayto lover

You can buy these little worker ants that go around cleaning up crumbs etc. They also clean the fluff out of your belly-button when you are asleep. Very helpful little things to have in the bed.

smash

tayto lover wrote: »

You can buy these little worker ants that go around cleaning up crumbs etc. They also clean the fluff out of your belly-button when you are asleep. Very helpful little things to have in the bed.

Forget that... you need these bad boys!

watermark

MugMugs wrote: »

Blast her with............. A Dyson?

im laughing away, she'd love a dyson! actually has sed it to me a few times

Frank Black

watermark wrote: »

im laughing away, she'd love a dyson! actually has sed it to me a few times

Doesn't matter how many times she has mentioned wanting a Dyson.

If you buy her a vacuum cleaner for her birthday she will kill you.

watermark

black francis wrote: »

Doesn't matter how many times she has mentioned wanting a Dyson.

If you buy her a vacuum cleaner for her birthday she will kill you.

hence why i have never gotten it for her.......face would be a picture tho :eek:

its at the stage tho where i annoy myself about the crumbs! i just cant help it tho...

MugMugs

Chicks love household goods for Christmas and birthdays. They even dig playstations!

siobhanosaur

I'm a demon for this! I annoy myself when i get back into a bed full of crumbs

AeoNGriM

Oh for the love of.....you can't just bandy about the word CRUMBS!!!!! in full capitals with 5 exclamation marks and NOT post a DangerMouse thread. GODDAMMIT! What is the world coming to?!!

inlikeflynn86

Im surprised I havnet been made eat at the sink...

My boyfriend is a freak about crumbs.....



yet he has an underwear hamper in the corner of the bedroom....


Men !!!:D

inlikeflynn86

RachaelVO wrote: »

You're DEAD when she sees this...

Ask her to let us all know when the funeral is, we'll all come and with bags of crumbs to sprinkle all over your grave!

I have 3 boxes of Tayto salt and vinegar for such an occasion to be eaten with mouths open

MagicSean

The obvious solution is to change your name.

tayto lover

inlikeflynn86 wrote: »

I have 3 boxes of Tayto salt and vinegar for such an occasion to be eaten with mouths open

What ???

starviewadams

So sorry to hear about your terrible problem.

Crumbs

Crumbs are awesome!

sgb

OP you are the man

teach her to swallow and not spit bits out

Giselle

Crumbs on the sofa are very annoying.

If she ever, EVER, leaves toast crumbs in the butter though, thats when you'll have to actually kill her.

God I hate that.:(