How come Zombies don't eat other Zombies?

LighterGuy

(1,457th Random thread for AH :pac:)

So there I was watching the last two Resident Evil movies and thought how come Zombies don't eat other zombies? :pac:
They are meant to be wanting flesh so bad!? How come they dont munch on each other if gone days without chewing on some living dude?

Has cinema lied to me?


(in before zombies aint real lol)

cassi

Other zombies don't taste good!! D'uh!!

LighterGuy

cassi wrote: »

Other zombies don't taste good!! D'uh!!

I dunno, give me a Zombie Milla Jovovich and i'd be eating her for days.
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Yes, that was a sexual reference. :pac:

OneArt

Because they only want living flesh?

If I were writing a zombie story I'd make it that the zombies only go for the living because they have a certain enzyme or something.

jd007

Dad you killed Zombie Flanders!!

He was a zombie??

LH Pathe

LighterGuy wrote: »

cassi wrote: »

Other zombies don't taste good!! D'uh!!

I dunno, give me a Zombie Milla Jovovich and i'd be eating her for days.
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Yes, that was a sexual reference. :pac:

But her pussy would be repugnant it'd be all rotten n shït. Màggots fallin outta the fcukn thing..

Oh, but wait Its Mila. of course.

IM0

because they cant get to the otherside of the road fast enough

Sindri

If you actually believe in zombies then I can't help you.

Look for someone called John of gods.

Now Lizard people-they're a different story.

Kylo Ren

Zombies feast on the flesh of the living. The Key word here being 'living'

Fourteen

they're discriminating bastards, OP. never was a fan of them.

MrStuffins

Ask your Parish Priest. Sure the guy they worship was a zombie!

But they eat HIS flesh so they might not know what they're on about!

LH Pathe

You could argue they do.

For instance lighterguy's a zombie for eating out mila jojovich's cantankerous plague ridden zombie flange regardless. and even once he becomes infected I doubt he'd stop..

/cantankerous is the fückin wrong word isn't it. he won't be arguing with that pussy

Guill

Zombies smell of rotting flesh, humans smell of shame. simples.

LH Pathe

Dunno about you, but I reek of putrefaction

/no, that'd be the zombies. gawd..

Guill

LighterGuy wrote: »

I dunno, give me a Zombie Milla Jovovich and i'd be eating her for days.
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Yes, that was a sexual reference. :pac:

*google images*


I agree.





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LighterGuy

LH Pathe wrote: »

You could argue they do.

For instance lighterguy's a zombie for eating out mila jojovich's cantankerous plague ridden zombie flange regardless. and even once he becomes infected I doubt he'd stop..

/cantankerous is the fückin wrong word isn't it. he won't be arguing with that pussy

No.
No I shall not be arguing.


:pac:

Omackeral

Here listen, they may be soulless, flesh-eating, brain-munching ghoulish murderers but they are not cannibals.
Leave that kind of stuff to the Uruguayans, thank you very much.

later12

Zombies don't eat other zombies for the same reason we don't eat rotten meat. What do you take them for, savages?

Celly Smunt

because that's cannibalism,it leads to mad diseases and all.They're not that stupid.

Could you imagine mad zombie disease?

Sindri

TBH Lighter Guy, Hollywood will never recover from this observation.

You have just sunk the market for zombie flicks.

Skatedude

er, because the films would be boring then

Sindri

Well I'm off to watch Resident Evil.

I'll give you minutely updates.

Sindri

11:42 in to Resident Evil Afterlife.

One of the worst movies ever made...










...about zombies