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The pursuit of a long term affair.

  • 08-01-2012 9:00pm
    #1
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    I haven't had the pleasure myself of a long term affair so I don't know the best way one would go about it. After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What percentage are ok with the fact you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend? And is their a way to screen for people who are happy to have an affair with you?


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  • #2
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Get in touch with a TD, perhaps, Willie O Dea.


  • #3
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Have you tried Affairs r us on 5th ?


  • #4
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Thread title sounds like a Bronte novel.


  • #5
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Teddy tedson wrote: »
    Get in touch with a TD, perhaps, Willie O Dea.



    or if he was alive charlie haughey, suppose you could ask his wife :rolleyes:


  • #6
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Try the ICA bootcamp - they're mad in there....


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  • #7
    Arianna_26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭Arianna_26


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I haven't had the pleasure myself of a long term affair so I don't know the best way one would go about it. After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What percentage are ok with the fact you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend? And is their a way to screen for people who are happy to have an affair with you?

    People like you disgust me.


  • #8
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Arianna_26 wrote: »
    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I haven't had the pleasure myself of a long term affair so I don't know the best way one would go about it. After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What percentage are ok with the fact you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend? And is their a way to screen for people who are happy to have an affair with you?

    People like you disgust me.
    Why?


  • #9
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I haven't had the pleasure myself of a long term affair so I don't know the best way one would go about it. After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What percentage are ok with the fact you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend? And is their a way to screen for people who are happy to have an affair with you?
    Arianna_26 wrote: »
    People like you disgust me.

    That's one down anyway. I think the process needs to be more efficient though, one declaration at a time will take a while.

    OP, just wear a wedding ring. It's an affair-willing-woman magnet.


  • #10
    Phill Ewinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Has it not occured to you that you're better half might want to slut it up too?
    Break it off, sleep around. What's the problem?


  • #11
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Phill Ewinn wrote: »
    Has it not occured to you that you're better half might want to slut it up too?
    Break it off, sleep around. What's the problem?
    I don't want a long term affair, just curious how people go about it.


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  • #12
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    (i) After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

    (ii) What percentage are ok with the fact you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

    (iii) is their a way to screen for people who are happy to have an affair with you?

    (i) Immediatley after first orgasm

    (ii) It varies, usually somewhere between 0-100%

    (iii) Give them a live cute bunny rabbit and a pot of boiling water, if they put the rabbit in the boiling water then their definitley mad for it!


  • #13
    gigino
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I haven't had the pleasure myself of a long term affair so I don't know the best way one would go about it. After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What percentage are ok with the fact you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend? And is their a way to screen for people who are happy to have an affair with you?

    If you take off the collar they will not know you are married to the church.;)


  • #14
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Have you tried Affairs r us on 5th ?

    Oh the Affairs District.:D


  • #15
    Crazy Horse 6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,474 ✭✭✭Crazy Horse 6


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I haven't had the pleasure myself of a long term affair so I don't know the best way one would go about it. After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What percentage are ok with the fact you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend? And is their a way to screen for people who are happy to have an affair with you?

    Have you thought of swinging?


  • #16
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Dunny! wrote: »
    MugMugs wrote: »
    Have you tried Affairs r us on 5th ?

    Oh the Affairs District.:D

    I'm gonna be an affair broker some day!


  • #17
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Crazy Horse 6 wrote: »
    Have you thought of swinging?

    Ah here now the type of girls in a play ground would be a bit young don't you think.


  • #18
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

    First I'd recommend you figure out which you have yerself.


  • #19
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I haven't had the pleasure myself of a long term affair so I don't know the best way one would go about it. After how long do you let them know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What percentage are ok with the fact you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend? And is their a way to screen for people who are happy to have an affair with you?

    mrsScanlas is away and delivery girl is fumbling for change for ya ?


  • #20
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    realies wrote: »
    or if he was alive charlie haughey, suppose you could ask his wife :rolleyes:
    But Willie O Dea knows where all the decent brothels are.


  • #21
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Psychopaths see other people as objects for their personal gratification. They often adopt a parasitic lifestyle, conning people out of their wealth and resources. They have been known to seduce people simply to obtain money and sex, or fabricate tales of misfortune to obtain money from relatives and friends. When the victim is no longer useful or profitable, psychopaths coldly abandon them.


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  • #22
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    kincsem wrote: »
    Psychopaths see other people as objects for their personal gratification. They often adopt a parasitic lifestyle, conning people out of their wealth and resources. They have been known to seduce people simply to obtain money and sex, or fabricate tales of misfortune to obtain money from relatives and friends. When the victim is no longer useful or profitable, psychopaths coldly abandon them.

    Awww, have we been dumped recently?


  • #23
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    kincsem wrote: »
    Psychopaths see other people as objects for their personal gratification. They often adopt a parasitic lifestyle, conning people out of their wealth and resources. They have been known to seduce people simply to obtain money and sex, or fabricate tales of misfortune to obtain money from relatives and friends. When the victim is no longer useful or profitable, psychopaths coldly abandon them.

    Nice copy and paste ;)


  • #24
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Abi wrote: »
    Nice copy and paste ;)

    Perhaps it was a coincidence:p

    Any women reading this who wants to conduct an affair,pass on the details i am very discreet(:


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