Why Does Grass Grow?

Sindri

Why does it put it's energy into growing?

Is it because it has to mature to reproduce or because it evolved to service herbivores and that is part of it's reproduction cycle?

Why doesn't it just store all the energy it produces after reaching a certain height and use it to subsist as it is, and use the stored energy for repairing damage it suffers.

I think the above argument proves evolution is a load of manure.:D

But seriously why does it grow?

TeddyTedson

It's trying to reach the sunlight

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Sindri wrote: »

Why does it put it's energy into growing?

Is it because it has to mature to reproduce or because it evolved to service herbivores and that is part of it's reproduction cycle?

Why doesn't it just store all the energy it produces after reaching a certain height and use it to subsist as it is, and use the stored energy for repairing damage it suffers.

I think the above argument proves evolution is a load of manure.:D

But seriously why does it grow?

Wheer can I get some of your grass?

mackg

Who you calling a grass?

MS.ing

because god tells it to

artanevilla

Why does anything anything?

TanG411

It can't graze itself.

gigino

Sindri wrote: »

But seriously why does it grow?

its part of a conspiracy to sell lawnmowers;)
do not tell anyone

chin_grin

I think my grass is emo.

It cuts itself.

MS.ing

to get to the other side

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's trying to reach the sunlight

but if all the grass agreed not to grow, they'd all get the same amount of sunlight without all the effort

Logical Fallacy

Sindri wrote: »

Why does it put it's energy into growing?

Is it because it has to mature to reproduce or because it evolved to service herbivores and that is part of it's reproduction cycle?

Why doesn't it just store all the energy it produces after reaching a certain height and use it to subsist as it is, and use the stored energy for repairing damage it suffers.

I think the above argument proves evolution is a load of manure.:D

But seriously why does it grow?

Mainly because it has no off switch. As long as it has water and food, it will grow.

Also, you argument in no way proves that evolution is a load of manure. The fact that grass can be found on any continent, in pretty much any condition shows it's sturdiness and suitability for survival.

If anything grass is the mother****ing poster boy for the survival of the fittest.

RichieC

The bigger it gets the more energy it can absorb.

oh please christ, not another creationist

MS.ing

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

but if all the grass agreed not to grow, they'd all get the same amount of sunlight without all the effort

for the reason that if we could all just get along there would be world peace

Sindri

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Mainly because it has no off switch. As long as it has water and food, it will grow.

Also, you argument in no way proves that evolution is a load of manure. The fact that grass can be found on any continent, in pretty much any condition shows it's sturdiness and suitability for survival.

If anything grass is the mother****ing poster boy for the survival of the fittest.

Ehh it was a joke.;) You get it manure, grass, grass, manure. Do you want me to draw you a picture.

idunnoshur

But seriously why does it grow?

You could ask the same thing about why does anything grow or why anything lives.

Sunnyisland

In the North of Ireland there was a supergrass, think it died out

kowloon

Why do birds suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?

44leto

Grass that wont grow after the perfect lawn length, crack it and you would be a billionaire.