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what sports you could kick ass in?

  • 08-01-2012 7:31pm
    #1
    paky
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭


    what sports do you think you could kick ass in? i was looken at lance armstrong in a documentary the other night and i know if i couldnt beat him in a race that i would definitly beat his face in a fight

    well? ass kicking?


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  • #2
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    You can kick ass in karate. No really you can.


  • #3
    membersonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭membersonly


    Would love a go at dodgeball.


  • #4
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Armchair combat infantry man.


  • #5
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Football, apparently.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6str5w2pMCY


  • #6
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    The u8's camogie junior c quarter final.


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  • #7
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Being quiet and attentive.


  • #8
    Bubblefett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭Bubblefett


    Midget Hurling


  • #9
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Oh I thought that this thread was about excelling in sport,
    then I realised that you just want to damage people.


  • #10
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I wouldn't be the best - there is always someone better - but I've always done ok in a martial arts Kumite and in competition.


  • #11
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    membersonly wrote: »
    Would love a go at dodgeball.

    It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fcuk a doorknob


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  • #12
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Projectile vomiting.


  • #13
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    ninjutsu. not to toot my own horn but I was awesome


  • #14
    dancesatnight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭dancesatnight


    egg racing im unbeatable


  • #15
    dx22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    Asskickin


  • #16
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I'm not a bad defender at footy.


  • #17
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    don't kick ass at any. I'm decent at pool, have a wicket dead ball kick and eh.. well these things work better in threes.


  • #18
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Airsoft.

    Not a sport you say?

    Then why do Boards.ie have it in the Sports category? :confused:


  • #19
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Bowls, its cricket for pussies

    Childrens weightlifting

    Mathletics


  • #20
    desertcircus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭desertcircus


    Competitive debating, if it counts as a sport.


  • #21
    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    Tennis god...


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  • #22
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Poker is a game rather than a sport but I'm pretty good at poker.

    I even understand what 'triple range merging' means.

    Kinda...


  • #23
    The_Shotz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭The_Shotz


    membersonly wrote: »
    Would love a go at dodgeball.


    <Don't spam ok>


  • #24
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Does battlefield 3 classified as sport? No? Okay, I am gone so.


  • #25
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I play a mean game of chess but I would kick ass in threesome mud wrestling.


  • #26
    Tonyandthewhale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Tonyandthewhale


    I'm confused by the op. Do you mean what sport could we show up at and not be very good at but beat the other competitors in a fight in?

    If so I'm going to say all priests 5-a-side over 75's indoor soccer.


  • #27
    whitewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭whitewave


    XTREME procrastination...

    although I've a feeling I'd meet a few contenders for the champion title on Boards


  • #28
    Red21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Red21


    paky wrote: »
    what sports do you think you could kick ass in?
    A donkey derby


  • #29
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    whitewave wrote: »
    XTREME procrastination...

    although I've a feeling I'd meet a few contenders for the champion title on Boards

    I will challenge you sometime when i get round to it.


  • #30
    stevenmu
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    44leto wrote: »
    I will challenge you sometime when i get round to it.
    We should totally set up a championship some time.


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  • #31
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    boxing/wrestling, by god i could see me kicking ass so much in that, depending on who i was up against obviously, in my head anyway :D :pac:


  • #32
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Motorsports like chicken and the one where you have Arabs climbing all over your car as you speed down the motorway.


  • #33
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Archery. Im actually a two time Irish Longbow champion.
    Im Paddy O'Hood dammit!


  • #34
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    Table tennis, I even beat a Chinese fella once


  • #35
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Monkey spankin'


  • #36
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Wouldn't mind trying out kick-boxing.


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  • #37
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Foxy boxing. I'd knock the fcuk out of them tramps.


  • #38
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Poker is a game rather than a sport but I'm pretty good at poker.

    I even understand what 'triple range merging' means.

    Kinda...
    Pretty good at poker too if that counts as a sport.


  • #39
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Rugby and kickboxing, though injuries from one tend to rule me out of the other on a regular basis


  • #40
    kensutz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,200 ✭✭✭kensutz


    The_Shotz wrote: »
    <snip>

    Sure is. Can't wait for our final on Friday night in Waterford.


  • #41
    cena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,073 ✭✭✭✭cena


    Give a pair of ice saktes and a the rink boards. Bang one of the hockey players that I don't like.:P


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  • #42
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Boxing for me, partial to a good fisting in the ring ;)

    :p


  • #43
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Laika1986 wrote: »
    Table tennis, I even beat a Chinese fella once

    Is that you Forrest Gump?


  • #44
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Bra opening.I can do it one handed while drunk.Frontloaders too.


  • #45
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Ice skating. I am freakishly good at ice skating.


  • #46
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Croquet.

    http://www.jmu.edu/montpelier/2003Summer/wm_library/MS_Croquet01001.jpg


  • #47
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    This

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AOqSj8HJl4


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